Friends Quotes

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Ross Geller: That's Marcel. Wanna say hi?

Monica Geller: No no, I don't.

Rachel Green: Oh, he's precious! Where'd you get him?

Ross Geller: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

Phoebe Buffay: That is so cruel. Why!? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?

Ross Geller: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

(The gang is looking at Geller family old photos...)

Joey Tribbiani: Look, look, look! I got Monica naked!

Ross Geller: No, no, that would be me again. I'm just trying something.

Judy Geller: Your grandmother would've hated this.

Monica Geller: Sure. What with it being her funeral and all.

Judy Geller: No, I'd be hearing about... why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or she'd say: "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead."

Monica Geller: That sounds like Nana.

Judy Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?

Monica Geller: I can imagine.

Judy Geller: It's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person she is.

Monica Geller: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... I mean, if she was here right now... would you tell her?

Judy Geller: Tell her what?

Monica Geller: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. Like your hair, for example.

Judy Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.

Monica Geller: Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth?

Judy Geller: No. I think some things are better left unsaid. It's nicer when people just get along.

Phoebe Buffay: I'm always the last to know.

Monica Geller: You are not. We tell you stuff.

Phoebe Buffay: I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey, when he was moving in.

Joey Tribbiani: What?

Phoebe Buffay: Oh... Looks like I was second to last.

Phoebe Buffay:

New York City has no power

And the milk is getting sour

But to me it is not scary

'Cause I stay away from dairy

Joey Tribbiani: It's never gonna happen...

Ross Geller: What?

Joey Tribbiani: You and Rachel.

Ross Geller: What? Me and Ra? Why not?

Joey Tribbiani: Because you waited too long to make your move... and now you're in the friendzone.

Ross Geller: No no no. I'm not in the zone.

Joey Tribbiani: No, Ross. You're mayor of the zone.

Ross Geller: Look, I'm taking my time, all right? I'm laying the groundwork. Every day I get a just little bit closer to a...

Joey Tribbiani: Priesthood!

Joey Tribbiani: My weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.

Monica Geller: Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library?

Ross Geller: And officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani.

Joey Tribbiani: Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles we have. So happy Hanukkah everyone!

Phoebe Buffay: I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. Okay, here we go. (Electricity goes off...) Okay. Thank you very much.

Director: Hey, butt guy, what are you doing?

Joey Tribbiani: I'm showering.

Director: No, that was clenching.

Joey Tribbiani: The way I see it, the guy's upset here, you know? His wife's dead, his brother's missing. I think his butt would be angry here.

Director: I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch.

Ross Geller: Come on. Seriously, Joey, what's the part?

(Joey mumbles something)

Rachel Green: You're.... What?

Joey Tribbiani: I'm his butt double, okay? I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then... I'm his butt.

Monica Geller: Oh, my God!

Joey Tribbiani: Come on, you guys. It's a real movie and Al Pacino's in it, that's big!

Chandler Bing: It's terrific. You deserve this. After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business.

Phoebe Buffay: I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.

Chandler Bing: Thank God, you didn't try to fan out the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes right out.

Monica Geller: You guys, I am not that bad!

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember, I lived with you? You were a little... you know...

Monica Geller: That is so unfair!

Ross Geller: Oh, come on! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.

Monica Geller: So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?

Joey Tribbiani: I couldn't do it.

Monica Geller: Good for you, Joey.

Joey Tribbiani: When I'm with a woman, I need to know... that I'm going out with more people than she is.

Chandler Bing: How would your husband feel about you sitting here with me... sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket?

Woman: Don't worry. He'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan.

Chandler Bing: Ethan? There's an Ethan?

Woman: Ethan is my boyfriend.

Chandler Bing: What kind of relationship do you imagine us having... if you have a husband and a boyfriend?

Woman: I suppose, mainly sexual.

Monica Geller: Sorry it didn't work out.

Chandler Bing: What, not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?

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