100+ Best 'Friends' Quotes from the TV Series | Page 3 of 12

(Ross is kissing Julie outside of the Central Perk...)

Chandler Bing: You're okay about all this?

Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.

(Chandler is doing sit-ups...)

Monica Geller: Five more and I'll flash you.

Chandler Bing: One... two... two and a half. Ok, just show me one of them.

Monica Geller: Wanna work out? I can remake you.

Chandler Bing: Uh, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.

Quote from Friends 2x04 | Chandler Bing: This has been great, but I'm officially wiped. Joey Tribbiani: Me too. We should get going. Rachel Green: No. No. I mean... No. Come on, you guys. Come on, look, it's only 11:30. Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. Monica Geller: Rachel, that's all we do.

Phoebe Buffay: You have a third nipple?

Ross Geller: Whip it out. Whip it out.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, yeah.

Chandler Bing: No, come on. There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.

Rachel Green: Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples?

Phoebe Buffay: Ross, could you just open your mind, like, this much? Okay? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat? And up till 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing... until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

Ross Geller: There might be... a teeny... tiny... possibility.

Phoebe Buffay: I can't believe you caved.

Ross Geller: What?

Phoebe Buffay: You just abandoned your whole belief system! Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you.

Ross Geller: But...

Phoebe Buffay: How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? How are you going to face the other science guys? How are you going to face yourself? Oh...

(Ross is shocked and leaves...)

Phoebe Buffay: That was fun.

Quote from Friends 2x03 | Phoebe Buffay: I just don't buy it. Ross Geller: Excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe... like gravity. Phoebe Buffay: Okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Phoebe Buffay: Okay, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. (screaming): Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!

(everyone jumps up startled by her)

Chandler Bing: Okay, Phoebe.

Phoebe Buffay: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help.

Quote from Friends 2x02 | Rachel Green: You were with Julie? Monica Geller: Mm. Look. When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her... because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then one thing led to another... and before I knew it, we were... shopping. Rachel Green: Aah. Oh, my God. Monica Geller: Wait, we only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me. Rachel Green: Yeah, right. Sure. Monica Geller: Really! Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. Rachel Green: Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught!

Ross Geller: Will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.

Joey Tribbiani: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear. What? Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?

Ross Geller: Yes, yes, it is. In prison! What's the matter with you?

Joey Tribbiani: What? That's not? Oh, my God.

(After Phoebe gives Monica the wrong haircut...)

Ross Geller: How's the hair?

Phoebe Buffay: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross. It doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

Joey Tribbiani: Can we see her?

Phoebe Buffay: Your hair looks too good. It would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.

Joey Tribbiani: Oh, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

Chandler Bing: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

Joey Tribbiani: Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait, 16. No, excuse me, heh, 15. All right, when was 1990?

Chandler Bing: Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!

Monica Geller: Hey, Pheebs. You know what I'm thinking?

Phoebe Buffay: Oh, okay. How... it's been so long since you've had sex... you're wondering if they've changed it?

Monica Geller: No. Although now that's what I'm thinking.

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