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It snowed this Easter. For the Easter egg hunt I didn't dye the eggs. I was like "Good luck, kiddos."

- Unknown

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After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

- Mel Gibson

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Love Quotes | I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

- Christopher Marlowe

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Love Quotes | Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger

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Love Quotes | If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

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Valentine's Day Quotes | All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

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Funny quote | Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth

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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Christopher Morley

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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Bill Vaughan

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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. Saul Bellow

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If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. William Feather

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott

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