It snowed this Easter. For the Easter egg hunt I didn’t dye the eggs. I was like “Good luck, kiddos.”– Unknown Full Quote & More Info | | 0
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.– Mel Gibson Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.– Rita Rudner Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.– Christopher Marlowe Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.– Henry Kissinger Full Quote & More Info | | 0
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.– Charles M. Schulz Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.– Jim Davis Full Quote & More Info | | 0
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.– David Lee Roth Full Quote & More Info | | 0
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.– Christopher Morley Full Quote & More Info | | 1
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.– Bill Vaughan Full Quote & More Info | | 0
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.– Saul Bellow Full Quote & More Info | | 0
If you’re naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don’t like.– William Feather Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.– Alexander Woollcott Full Quote & More Info | | 0
