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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

- Edgar Allan Poe

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

- Unknown

Deep down I'm a lazy person in a constantly moving body.

- Eva LaRue

I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to convince.

- David Krumholtz

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