50+ Best 'Funny' Quotes & Sayings

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

- Edgar Allan Poe

16.6.2021 I have great faith in fools; self-confidence…

Quote about Death | I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Will Shriner

16.6.2021 11.9.2022 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…

Quote about Death | I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

16.6.2021 11.9.2022 I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there…

Laziness Quote | If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - Unknown

11.8.2020 11.9.2022 If I won the award for laziness, I would…

Laziness Quote | I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. - Unknown

11.8.2020 11.9.2022 I love my six pack so much, I protect it…

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

- Unknown

11.8.2020 I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but…

Laziness Quote | I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. - Unknown

11.8.2020 I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no…

Laziness Quote | I wonder... Do lazy people go to Heaven? Or do they send someone to pick them up? - Unknown

11.8.2020 11.9.2022 I wonder… Do lazy people go to Heaven? Or…

Deep down I'm a lazy person in a constantly moving body.

- Eva LaRue

11.8.2020 Deep down I’m a lazy person in a constantly…

Laziness Quote | I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. - Unknown

11.8.2020 11.9.2022 I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Laziness Quote | Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. - Unknown

11.8.2020 Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing…

Laziness Quote | My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead. - Unknown

11.8.2020 My goal this weekend is to move just enough so…

Life Quote | Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

2.2.2020 11.9.2022 Do not take life too seriously. You will never…

I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to convince.

- David Krumholtz

1.2.2020 David Krumholtz: “I lost some weight…”

I have stupid neck. Look it up. You can look up 'stupid neck,' and it'll probably be a picture of my neck. Just do me a favor. Look it up, and you'll realize that the WWE will never clear me to compete again.

- Edge

1.2.2020 I have stupid neck. Look it up.

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