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Easter egg hunt motto: May the odds be ever in your favor.

- Unknown

It snowed this Easter. For the Easter egg hunt I didn't dye the eggs. I was like "Good luck, kiddos."

- Unknown

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

- Mel Gibson

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

- Christopher Marlowe

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