Betty Brant: You guys are so cute.
Peter Parker: Thanks. Uh... I was thinking we should all go on a double date or something.
Ned and Betty (at the same time): Oh, we broke up.
Peter Parker: No. What? Why?
Betty Brant: Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together will always be a part of them.
MJ: I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people. Um... So I lied. I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: That's great.
MJ: Black dahlia, like the murder.
Peter Parker: The murder. Yeah. Heh. Sorry it's broken.
MJ: I actually like it better broken.
Peter Parker: I really like you.
MJ: I really like you too.
Ned Leeds: I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die.
Betty Brant: I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it.
Flash Thompson: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy Hogan: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you.
Flash Thompson: Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys.
MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die? I'm sorry, okay? I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings.
Happy Hogan: I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. We're sharing, right?
Happy Hogan: Last time, you got hit by a train.
Peter Parker: True, but this time... How do I explain this? Uh... I have like a sixth sense.
Happy Hogan: The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it?
Peter Parker: It is working. I don't know if it's working...
Happy Hogan: You got the Peter-tingle. That's the plan. I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online.
Peter Parker: I am Spider-Man. And I've really messed up.
MJ: Wait. You're b-being serious right now?
Peter Parker: Mm-hm.
MJ: You're 100 percent serious? Because it's not funny.
Peter Parker: No, I'm not joking.
MJ: Because I was only like 67 percent sure.
Peter Parker: MJ...
MJ: So why are you here? Why are you on this school trip?
Peter Parker: I know you have a lot of questions, but we have to get out of here, okay?
MJ: Okay. Okay. I can't believe I figured it out!
E.D.I.T.H.: E.D.I.T.H. stands for "Even dead, I'm the hero." Tony loved his acronyms.
Peter Parker: Yeah, he did.
Peter Parker: I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? 'Cause I thought that was theoretical. That changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system. How does that even work with all the quantum...? It's insane. S-sorry. It's really cool.
Quentin Beck: Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
Nick Fury: Stark left these for you.
Peter Parker: Really?
Nick Fury: "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
Peter Parker (to Beck): Excuse me, sir! I... I can help. Let me help. I'm really strong, and I'm sticky.
May Parker: Hungry? (throws banana at Peter and hits him in a face with it) So sorry. I thought you could sense that with your Peter-tingle.
Peter Parker: Please do not start calling it my Peter-tingle.
May Parker: So, what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas?
May Parker: You should pack your suit, just in case. I have a tingle about it.
Peter Parker: Please stop saying "tingle," May.
Happy Hogan: Oh, you look lovely.
May Parker: Thanks. You too.
Happy Hogan: Thank you. New dress?
May Parker: Yeah, yes, it is. It's a new beard.
Happy Hogan: It's my... My Blip beard. 'Cause I grew it in the Blip. It's a Blip beard.
May Parker: I see. Yeah.
Peter Parker: What just happened?