Peter Parker (Spider-Man) Quotes

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Peter Parker: Hey, guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

Rhodey: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?

Tony Stark: I don't know, I didn't carbon-date him. He's on the young side.

Steve Rogers: Stark tell you anything else?

Peter Parker: That you're wrong. You think you're right. That makes you dangerous.

Steve Rogers: Guess he had a point.

Peter Parker: Guys, look, I'd love to keep this up, but I've only got one job here today and I gotta impress Mr Stark, so, I'm really sorry.

(Sam takes out Peter with Redwing)

Bucky Barnes: You couldn't have done that earlier?

Sam Wilson: I hate you.

Peter Parker: Those wings carbon fibre?

Sam Wilson: Is this stuff coming out of you? (meaning Spider-Man's webbing)

Peter Parker: That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that's awesome, man.

Sam Wilson: I don't know if you've been in a fight before... but there's usually not this much talking.

(Bucky sees Spider-Man...)

Bucky Barnes: What the hell is that?

Sam Wilson: Everyone's got a gimmick now.

(Bucky tries to punch Peter, but he catches him by the arm...)

Peter Parker: You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude.

Tony Stark: I'm gonna sit here, so you move the leg. You got a passport?

Peter Parker: No, I don't even have a driver's licence.

Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?

Peter Parker: No.

Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.

Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany.

Tony Stark: Why?

Peter Parker: I got homework.

Tony Stark: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Peter Parker: When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen... they happen because of you.

Tony Stark: So you wanna look out for the little guy, you wanna do your part? Make the world a better place, all that, right?

Peter Parker: Yeah, just looking out for the little guy.

Tony Stark: You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. That tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured that?

Peter Parker: I did.

Tony Stark: Oh, what have we here? (finds Spider-Man's suit)

Peter Parker: No. (quickly hides the suit) Uh... It's a...

Tony Stark: So... You're the Spider-ling. Crime-fighting spider. You're Spider-Boy?

Peter Parker: Spider-Man.

Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.

Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.

Betty Brant: You guys are so cute.

Peter Parker: Thanks. Uh... I was thinking we should all go on a double date or something.

Ned and Betty (at the same time): Oh, we broke up.

Peter Parker: No. What? Why?

Betty Brant: Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together will always be a part of them.

MJ: I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people. Um... So I lied. I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man.

Peter Parker: That's great.

MJ: Black dahlia, like the murder.

Peter Parker: The murder. Yeah. Heh. Sorry it's broken.

MJ: I actually like it better broken.

Peter Parker: I really like you.

MJ: I really like you too.

Happy Hogan: Last time, you got hit by a train.

Peter Parker: True, but this time... How do I explain this? Uh... I have like a sixth sense.

Happy Hogan: The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it?

Peter Parker: It is working. I don't know if it's working...

Happy Hogan: You got the Peter-tingle. That's the plan. I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online.

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