Peter Parker: Those wings carbon fibre?
Sam Wilson: Is this stuff coming out of you? (meaning Spider-Man's webbing)
Peter Parker: That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that's awesome, man.
Sam Wilson: I don't know if you've been in a fight before... but there's usually not this much talking.
Tony Stark: I'm gonna sit here, so you move the leg. You got a passport?
Peter Parker: No, I don't even have a driver's licence.
Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker: No.
Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany.
Tony Stark: Why?
Peter Parker: I got homework.
Tony Stark: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
Peter Parker: When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen... they happen because of you.
Tony Stark: So you wanna look out for the little guy, you wanna do your part? Make the world a better place, all that, right?
Peter Parker: Yeah, just looking out for the little guy.
Tony Stark: Oh, what have we here? (finds Spider-Man's suit)
Peter Parker: No. (quickly hides the suit) Uh... It's a...
Tony Stark: So... You're the Spider-ling. Crime-fighting spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker: Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.
Betty Brant: You guys are so cute.
Peter Parker: Thanks. Uh... I was thinking we should all go on a double date or something.
Ned and Betty (at the same time): Oh, we broke up.
Peter Parker: No. What? Why?
Betty Brant: Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together will always be a part of them.
MJ: I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people. Um... So I lied. I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: That's great.
MJ: Black dahlia, like the murder.
Peter Parker: The murder. Yeah. Heh. Sorry it's broken.
MJ: I actually like it better broken.
Peter Parker: I really like you.
MJ: I really like you too.
Happy Hogan: Last time, you got hit by a train.
Peter Parker: True, but this time... How do I explain this? Uh... I have like a sixth sense.
Happy Hogan: The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it?
Peter Parker: It is working. I don't know if it's working...
Happy Hogan: You got the Peter-tingle. That's the plan. I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online.