Alex (to Henry): My father was 12 when my abuela brought him and his sister over from Mexico. You may not understand this, but in America, if you're an immigrant with a "Z" in your last name, there's not a lot of people in positions of power that look like you or sound like you. I've been given a chance to be someone in the world that my father didn't see when he was growing up.
Henry: Is there any part of you that... wishes you weren't the son of the president? Or that your family wasn't in politics?
Alex: I actually wish I could help more. It's gonna be a tough campaign.
Henry: You really do love it, don't you?
Alex: Yeah, I really do. To devote your life to helping others? To know that what you do has a meaningful impact on people's lives? I know it's my life's work.
Alex: There's something I've been dying to ask you.
Henry: Which other famous boys have I shagged?
Alex: There's two things I've been dying to ask you.
Henry: All right, let's start with the first.
Alex: Do you have a last name?
Henry: Actually, I have several. The official family name is Hanover-Stuart. My father's surname was Fox. So my full name is Henry George Edward James Hanover-Stuart Fox.
Alex (whistles): And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful.
Henry: He is.
Henry: We just have to keep it very casual, of course.
Alex: Oh. Obviously. The press and all.
Henry: I just can't afford for you to fall in love with me.
Henry: Okay, wait a minute. No, that's not what I meant when I...
Alex: Get over yourself, Your Majesty.
Henry: It's "Your Royal Highness." I don't know how many times I have to tell you that.
Alex: Just to... put it out there...
Alex: I guess you could say I'm... bisexual. Yeah.
Henry: Noted. Ah. Just to put it out there, I am... as gay as a maypole. (Alex starts laughing) What?
Alex: I have no idea what a maypole is.
Henry: Maypole. Right.
Alex: Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?
Henry: Oh, oh, God, yes. Notorious. Notorious for it.
Alex: Here's what we're gonna do.
Henry: Yes, tell me.
Alex: You're gonna stay at least 500 feet away from me for the rest of the night.
Henry: Sensible plan.
Alex: I'm not done.
Henry: Of course you're not.
Alex: Then at midnight, you're gonna come to my room on the second floor of the residence where I'm going to do some very bad things to you.
Henry: Do you ever wonder who you'd be if you were... an anonymous person in the world?
Alex: I was an anonymous, working-class kid for most of my life. And then my mom became president. Who would you be?
Henry: I'd be a writer. Live in Paris. I'd certainly date more.
Alex: Yeah, 'cause it's so hard for a prince to get a date.
Henry: People I date don't interest me, and the people who interest me, I can't date.
Alex: Oh, my God, Henry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Henry: Christ, you're as thick as it gets.
(Henry kisses Alex passionately)