Amy: Threat neutralized. Some kid brought fireworks for his friend. Alex: When you say "neutralized"...? Amy: It's good he's already in the hospital.
Amy: Threat neutralized. Some kid brought fireworks for his friend.
Alex: When you say "neutralized"...?
Amy: It's good he's already in the hospital.
Henry: I'm sorry I was a prick to you. I... It's no excuse, but I was a prick to everyone in those days. My father had died a few months before, and the palace insisted on parading me around. For the record... I-I didn't say, "Get me out of here." I said, "I need to get out of here," which is a different thing entirely. Alex: Oh. Well, now I feel like I need to apologize.
Henry: I'm sorry I was a prick to you. I... It's no excuse, but I was a prick to everyone in those days. My father had died a few months before, and the palace insisted on parading me around. For the record... I-I didn't say, "Get me out of here." I said, "I need to get out of here," which is a different thing entirely.
Alex: Oh. Well, now I feel like I need to apologize.
Henry: Why do you dislike me? Alex: Climate Conference in Melbourne. First night party. I went to introduce myself to you, and you looked at me like I had head lice. Then you turned to your equerry and said, "Get me out of here." Henry: I didn't realize you'd heard that. Alex: So you do admit that's a douchey thing to say. Henry: I could have been nicer. All right, what else? It couldn't have just been the conference. Oh, my God, it is. It is, isn't it? Alex: Don't minimize it. Henry: Uh, uh, how could I possibly? It's already as minimal as it gets.
Henry: Why do you dislike me?
Alex: Climate Conference in Melbourne. First night party. I went to introduce myself to you, and you looked at me like I had head lice. Then you turned to your equerry and said, "Get me out of here."
Henry: I didn't realize you'd heard that.
Alex: So you do admit that's a douchey thing to say.
Henry: I could have been nicer. All right, what else? It couldn't have just been the conference. Oh, my God, it is. It is, isn't it?
Alex: Don't minimize it.
Henry: Uh, uh, how could I possibly? It's already as minimal as it gets.
(Henry and Alex are squeezed in a small utility room...) Henry: Santal 33. Alex: Yeah? Henry: Makes sense. Alex: What do you mean by that? Henry: It means you got good taste, Alex. Alex: Thanks.
(Henry and Alex are squeezed in a small utility room...)
Henry: Santal 33.
Alex: Yeah?
Henry: Makes sense.
Alex: What do you mean by that?
Henry: It means you got good taste, Alex.
Alex: Thanks.
Henry: Alex has very strong opinions, and-and he shares them loudly. Alex: What three words would I use to describe Henry? White, blond and British.
Henry: Alex has very strong opinions, and-and he shares them loudly.
Alex: What three words would I use to describe Henry? White, blond and British.
Alex: My NDA is bigger than yours. I want you to know that. Henry: You're wearing lifts. I know that, too, sweetheart.
Alex: My NDA is bigger than yours. I want you to know that.
Henry: You're wearing lifts. I know that, too, sweetheart.
Shaan: You must stand to the right of His Royal Highness. Alex: Is that protocol or just his good side? Henry: Both.
Shaan: You must stand to the right of His Royal Highness.
Alex: Is that protocol or just his good side?
Henry: Both.
Alex: What exactly is an equerry? Do you, uh, handle the horses or...? Shaan: I am His Royal Highness's personal attendant. Alex: So you're the butler? Shaan: I'm not the butler. I'm the equerry. Alex: And back we go to my original question. What is an equerry? Shaan: Me.
Alex: What exactly is an equerry? Do you, uh, handle the horses or...?
Shaan: I am His Royal Highness's personal attendant.
Alex: So you're the butler?
Shaan: I'm not the butler. I'm the equerry.
Alex: And back we go to my original question. What is an equerry?
Shaan: Me.
Zahra: There is no getting out of this. Alex: Oh, yeah? What if I set myself on fire? Zahra: We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow.
Zahra: There is no getting out of this.
Alex: Oh, yeah? What if I set myself on fire?
Zahra: We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow.
Zahra (to Alex): You are going there to work. No hookups, no partying. You can hate Prince Henry all you want, but the minute you see a camera, you better act like the sun shines out of his a$$ and you have a vitamin D deficiency.
Alex: Can I just point out that the royal family are purely figurehead? They serve no elective role whatsoever. Zahra: Oh, unlike you, whose role is clearly spelled out in Article Nothing of the U.S. Constitution!
Alex: Can I just point out that the royal family are purely figurehead? They serve no elective role whatsoever.
Zahra: Oh, unlike you, whose role is clearly spelled out in Article Nothing of the U.S. Constitution!
Zahra: This is a fact sheet on Prince Henry. Memorize it. Alex: He's not six-foot-two. And does he get a fact sheet on me? Zahra: Yes. And I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career. And I once saw Mitch McConnell eating a banana.
Zahra: This is a fact sheet on Prince Henry. Memorize it.
Alex: He's not six-foot-two. And does he get a fact sheet on me?
Zahra: Yes. And I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career. And I once saw Mitch McConnell eating a banana.
Alex: Henry shoved me. Ellen: An urge I currently share with the prince.
Alex: Henry shoved me.
Ellen: An urge I currently share with the prince.
Ellen: Darling, you've done some pretty stupid things in your day, but this... Alex: Takes the cake? Ellen: Oh, you hear that, Zahra? He's opening with a joke. Zahra: Maybe he can host the Correspondents' Dinner next year.
Ellen: Darling, you've done some pretty stupid things in your day, but this...
Alex: Takes the cake?
Ellen: Oh, you hear that, Zahra? He's opening with a joke.
Zahra: Maybe he can host the Correspondents' Dinner next year.
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