Wednesday Addams Quotes

Wednesday Addams: Says the boy whose life was served on a silver platter.

Xavier Thorpe: Hey, girls in glass houses...

Wednesday Addams: Should throw bigger stones. At least I'm not an elitist snob.

Larissa Weems: No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy.

Wednesday Addams: The last person who tickled me lost a finger.

Larissa Weems: We want our students to be well-rounded.

Wednesday Addams: I'd prefer to remain sharp-edged.

Valerie Kinbott: Have you considered your antisocial tendencies might be motivated by fear of rejection?

Wednesday Addams: If you were to reject me, I would not be upset.

Valerie Kinbott: You can't get rid of me that easily.

Valerie Kinbott: Wednesday, Part of the reason your parents sent you to Nevermore is so you could find your people. Become part of a larger community.

Wednesday Addams: I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.

Valerie Kinbott: Tell me how you're adjusting to school.

Wednesday Addams: Sartre said, "Hell is other people." He was my first crush.

Valerie Kinbott: I'm here to help you process your emotions.

Wednesday Addams: Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don't do tears.

Valerie Kinbott: Help me understand why you claim you witnessed a murder. Was it to gain attention?

Wednesday Addams: Why should I bother telling you anything? You've already decided I'm lying.

Wednesday Addams: Edgar Allan Poe said, "Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see." Clearly Nevermore's most famous alumni picked that up here. No wonder he became a drug-addled madman.

Donovan Galpin: Is that your professional opinion as the daughter of a murderer?

Wednesday Addams: My father's twice the man you are, and the only thing he murders is the occasional opera in the shower.

Wednesday Addams: This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party.