Wednesday Addams Quotes

Larissa Weems: I volunteered you to accompany the Jericho High School marching band at the ceremony. I'm sure it won't be too challenging to play an uplifting Fleetwood Mac melody.

Wednesday Addams: As long as you promise to hang me as a witch afterwards.

Bianca Barclay: Untie her.

Wednesday Addams: I freed myself five minutes ago. It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.

Wednesday Addams: You can take the mask off, Bianca. Wait, I preferred you with it on.

Wednesday Addams: Let's assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I'm going to live or die. It's definitely my kind of party.

Wednesday Addams: I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down... I secretly enjoy it.

Marilyn Thornhill: Never lose that, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: Lose what?

Marilyn Thornhill: The ability to not let others define you. It's a gift.

Wednesday Addams: Doesn't always feel that way.

Marilyn Thornhill: The most interesting plants grow in the shade.

Marilyn Thornhill: I've been here a year and a half, and I still feel like an outsider.

Wednesday Addams: Because you're the only normie on the staff? Enid told me.

Marilyn Thornhill: To tell you the truth, I've never really fit in anywhere. Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. I thought Nevermore would be different, but there's still a handful of teachers who will barely acknowledge me.

Marilyn Thornhill: I was very impressed with your answers in class today.

Wednesday Addams: My mother is a carnivorous plant aficionado. I assume I get my red thumb from her.

Marilyn Thornhill: I don't usually find students in here looking for actual books. Most sneak in to make out.

Wednesday Addams: I accidentally walked in on two vampires fanging. I can't unsee that.

(Wednesday and Thing are looking for a book...)

Wednesday Addams: I keep seeing that same purple book. The cover was darker. More like a day-old contusion.

Eugene Otinger: I've always had a thing for werewolf chicks.

Wednesday Addams: The chance that Enid ever becomes romantically interested in you is less than 1%.

Eugene Otinger: So I've still got a shot? Yes!

Wednesday Addams: I know I'm stubborn, single-minded and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. (Thing signs at her) Yes. And serial killers.