Wednesday Addams Quotes

Wednesday Addams: I narrowly avoided death twice, discovered that my father may be a murderer, learned that I could potentially destroy the school, and was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster. As much as it pains me to admit, you were right, Mother. I think I'm going to love it here.

(Wednesday is telling a story of her pet scorpion being killed...)

Wednesday Addams: It was snowing when I buried what was left of him. I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.

Boy: So tell me, freak... you ever been with a normie?

Wednesday Addams: I've never found one that could handle me.

Wednesday Addams: Why are you dressed like religious fanatics?

Boy: We're pilgrims.

Wednesday Addams: Potato, po-tah-to.

Boy: We work at Pilgrim World.

Wednesday Addams: It takes a special kind of stupid to devote an entire theme park to zealots responsible for mass genocide.

Wednesday Addams: You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

Valerie Kinbott: This is a safe space, Wednesday. A sanctuary where we can discuss anything. What you're thinking, feeling, your views on the world, personal philosophy.

Wednesday Addams: That's easy. I think that this is a waste of time. I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.

Wednesday Addams: Oh, Thing, you poor, naive appendage. My parents aren't worried about me. They're evil puppeteers who want to pull my strings even from afar.

Wednesday Addams: I looked up and saw that gargoyle coming down and I thought, "At least I'll have an imaginative death."

Marilyn Thornhill: I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome.

Wednesday Addams: She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor. In her sleep.

Wednesday Addams (to Enid): By the way, there are two D's in Addams. If you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly.