Wednesday Addams Quotes

(Thing got a prom dress for Wednesday...)

Wednesday Addams: How'd you pay for it? (Thing signs at her) Five-finger discount, of course.

Wednesday Addams (to Eugene): If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.

(Eugene and Wednesday are talking about the prom...)

Wednesday Addams: Listen, people like me and you, we're different. We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.

(Wednesday hides in a freezer at the morgue, Thing hurryingly goes to open it...)

Wednesday Addams: Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.

Wednesday Addams: Don't you know its real history with outcasts? The actual story of Joseph Crackstone?

Larissa Weems: I do. To an extent.

Wednesday Addams: Then why be complicit in its cover up? Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Wednesday Addams: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.

Wednesday Addams: I would rather dye my hair pink than ask my mother for advice.

Guy: Who you talking to, little girl?

Wednesday Addams: Use "little" and "girl" to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety.

(Wednesday finds a book at the Pilgrim World, but it turns out to be a blank copy...)

Wednesday Addams: Great. It's a fake. I don't know who Etsy is, but I doubt she was an outcast settler.

Wednesday Addams: My grandmother once told me secrets are like zombies they never truly die.

(Wednesday is tasked to hand out fudge samples to tourists at the Pilgrim World...)

Wednesday Addams: Enjoy your "authentic" pilgrim fudge made with cacao beans procured by the oppressed indigenous people of the Amazon. All proceeds go to uphold this pathetic whitewashing of American history. Also, fudge wasn't invented for another 258 years. Any takers?