100+ Best 'Wednesday Addams' Quotes from the Netflix Series

Enid Sinclair: Ew. What died?

Wednesday Addams: Smells like childhood.

Wednesday Addams: In case you're wondering, I don't hold séances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead?

Morticia Addams: Our psychic ability resides on the spectrum of who we are. Given my disposition, my visions tend to be positive. That makes me a Dove.

Wednesday Addams: And for someone like me? Who sees the world through a darker lens?

Morticia Addams: You're a Raven. Your visions are more potent, more powerful. But without the proper training, they can lead to madness.

(Wednesday is digging up a grave, Morticia is watching her...)

Morticia Addams: This reminds me of when you got your first grave-digging kit. You were so happy, you nearly smiled.

Wednesday Addams: Are you sure you don't want to join?

Morticia Addams: Uh... mm... No, that's okay, darling. I don't want to spoil your fun.

Wednesday Addams: I'll never live up to your legacy here, so why try? I win the Poe Cup, you claimed it four times. I join the fencing team, you captained it. Why would you send me somewhere I could only ever exist in your shadow?

Morticia Addams: It's not a competition, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: Everything is a competition, Mother.

Wednesday Addams: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she's five?

Gomez Addams: Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection.

Wednesday Addams: Or teach her how to swim with sharks?

Gomez Addams: They found you as cold-blooded as I do.

Wednesday Addams: The right way to flay a rattlesnake?

Gomez Addams: They really do taste like chicken when prepared properly.

Wednesday Addams: The point is, you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you've been more than adequate.

Gomez Addams: Gracias, Wednesday.

Gomez Addams: I'm sorry I wasn't a better father.

Wednesday Addams: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Gomez Addams: I know they make you feel uncomfortable.

Wednesday Addams (observing her father): If I'm being objective, his confession sounds entirely plausible, delivered with the perfect degree of sincerity. Perhaps my father is exactly what he says. But then there's the matter of his tells. The way he smooths his mustache. The way he delivers a comforting wink. I've been playing Russian roulette with him since I was 12. I know them well.

(Wednesday visits her father in prison...)

Gomez Addams: My little tormenta, how's your mother?

Wednesday Addams: Devastated. She hates you in orange.

Wednesday Addams: Since you've abandoned me here, I've been hunted, haunted... and the target of an attempted murder.

Gomez Addams: Ah, Nevermore. I love you so.

Bianca Barclay: You're lucky.

Wednesday Addams: Do tell.

Bianca Barclay: You don't care what people think of you.

Wednesday Addams: Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.

Bianca Barclay: You don't know what it's like.

Wednesday Addams: Being beautiful and popular?

Bianca Barclay: Never knowing people's true feelings. If someone likes me for me.

Wednesday Addams: What about your amulet?

Bianca Barclay: It's not foolproof. It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak. That's why Xavier broke up with me. He could never fully trust me. The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either. I never knew if they were real or not.

Wednesday Addams: Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.

Bianca Barclay: As my dear mother always says, "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."

Tyler Galpin: Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.

Wednesday Addams: Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank? I would have taken it further.

Tyler Galpin: Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool? I may have done a little digging on you after we met.

Wednesday Addams: I'd do it again.

(Tyler sees Wednesday in her prom dress...)

Tyler Galpin: Wow, you look...

Wednesday Addams: Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?

Tyler Galpin: Amazing. I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.

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