Tony Stark (Iron Man) Quotes

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Jarvis: I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Tony Stark: Which I will.

Jarvis: Alright, let's do this.

Tony Stark (narration): A famous man once said, "We create our own demons". Who said that? What does that even mean? It doesn't matter. I said it because he said it. So, now, he was famous and it's basically getting said by two well-known guys. I don't... I'm going to start again. Let's track this from the beginning.

Nick Fury: Now this, on the other hand, is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you. Read it.

Tony Stark: "Personality overview. Mr Stark displays compulsive behaviour." In my own defence, that was last week. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. I mean, please. And aren't we all? "Textbook narcissism"? Agreed. Okay, here it is. "Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes." I gotta think about it.

Nick Fury: Read on.

Tony Stark: "Tony Stark not... Not recommended"? That doesn't make any sense. How can you approve me but not approve me? I got a new ticker. I'm trying to do right by Pepper. I'm in a stable-ish relationship.

Nick Fury: Which leads us to believe at this juncture we'd only like to use you as a consultant.

Tony Stark: You can't afford me.

Rhodey: Listen, my car got taken out in the explosion, so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay?

Tony Stark: Not okay. Not okay with that.

Rhodey: It wasn't a question.

Tony Stark: Rhodes? Snap out of it, buddy. I need you. They're coming. Come on, let's roll. Get up.

Rhodey: Oh, man. You can have your suit back.

Tony Stark: You okay?

Rhodey: Yeah, thanks. Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?

Tony Stark: Don't be.

Rhodey: No. I should have trusted you more.

Tony Stark: I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.

Rhodey: No. It's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

Tony Stark: Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. Partner.

Natasha Romanoff: Well done with the new chest piece. I am reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.

Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.

Pepper Potts: What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?

Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not any more.

Pepper Potts: What's going on?

Tony Stark: I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you.

Pepper Potts: You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?

Tony Stark: You didn't let me.

Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?

Tony Stark: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you.

Natasha Romanoff: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.

(Tony discovers new element thanks to his dad...)

Tony Stark: Dad. Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school.

Jarvis: The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium.

Tony Stark: Thanks, Dad.

Tony Stark: Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? You just tear things... You're a triple impostor. I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?

(Natasha says something in Latin)

Tony Stark: Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say?

Natasha Romanoff: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.

Tony Stark: You're good.

Pepper Potts: Did you bring me strawberries? Did you know that there's only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?

Tony Stark: Allergic to strawberries. This is progress, Pepper. I knew there was a correlation between you and this.

Pepper Potts: I need you...

Tony Stark: I need you, too. That's what I'm trying to...

Pepper Potts: ...to leave now.

Natasha Romanoff: We've secured the perimeter, but I don't think we should hold it for too much longer.

Tony Stark: You're fired.

Natasha Romanoff: That's not up to you.

Tony Stark: Tony, I want you to meet Agent Romanoff.

Tony Stark (to Fury): I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye?

Nick Fury: Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

Tony Stark: I told you I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band.

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