Tony Stark (Iron Man) Quotes

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Harley Keener: You're welcome.

Tony Stark: For what? Did I miss something?

Harley Keener: Me, saving your life.

Tony Stark: Yeah. A, I saved you first. B, thanks. Sort of. And C, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz. Alright? Just play it cool. Otherwise you come off grandiose.

Harley Keener: Unlike you? Admit it, you need me. We're connected.

Tony Stark: You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you.

Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

Harley Keener: You know what this crater reminds me of?

Tony Stark: No idea. I'm not... I don't care.

Harley Keener: That giant Wormhole... in... in New York. Does it remind you?

Tony Stark: That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it.

Harley Keener: Are they coming back? The aliens?

Tony Stark: Maybe. Can you stop? Remember what I told you, that I have an anxiety issue?

Harley Keener: Does this subject make you edgy?

Tony Stark: Yeah a little bit. Can I just catch my breath for a second?

Harley Keener: Are there bad guys in Rose Hill? Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into? Do you have medication?

Tony Stark: No.

Harley Keener: Do you need to be on it?

Tony Stark: Probably.

Harley Keener: Do you have PTSD?

Tony Stark: I don't think so.

Harley Keener: Are you going completely mental? I can stop. Do you want me to stop?

Tony Stark: Remember when I said to stop doing that? I swear that you're gonna freak me out. Man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now? (runs away)

Tony Stark: By the way, when you said your sister had a watch... I was kind of hoping for something a little more adult than that. (shows his cool new watch with Dora The Explorer on it)

Harley Keener: She's six. Anyway, it's a limited edition.

Tony Stark: What are you doing? You're gonna break his finger? He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone.

Harley Keener: Sorry.

Tony Stark: Are you? Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.

Harley Keener: What's that thing on your chest?

Tony Stark: It's an electromagnet. You should know, you got a box of them right here.

Harley Keener: What does it power?

(Tony steps away so he can see the Iron Man suit)

Harley Keener: Oh, my God. That... That's... Is that Iron Man?

Tony Stark: Technically, I am.

Harley Keener: Technically, you're dead. (hands him the paper)

Tony Stark: Valid point.

Harley Keener: What happened to him?

Tony Stark: Life. I built him. I take care of him. I'll fix him.

(Maya sees the giant rabbit plush)

Maya Hansen: Is... Is that normal?

Tony Stark: Yes, this is normal!

Pepper Potts: Sadly, that is very normal.

Tony Stark: It's a big bunny. Relax about it!

Pepper Potts: Calm down.

Tony Stark: I got this for you.

Pepper Potts: I'm aware of that.

Tony Stark: You still haven't even told me you liked it.

Pepper Potts: I don't like it.

Tony Stark: I asked you three... You don't like it.

Tony Stark (to journalists): My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward. So I've decided... that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here. It's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon, it's just you and me. And on the off chance you're a man, here's my home address. 10880 Malibu Point. 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked.

Tony Stark: I'm a piping hot mess. It's been going on for a while. I haven't said anything. Nothing's been the same since New York.

Pepper Potts: Oh, really? I didn't notice that at all.

Tony Stark: You experience things... and then they're over, and you still can't explain them.

Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I'm just a man in a can. The only reason I haven't cracked up is probably because you moved in. Which is great. I love you. I'm lucky. But honey, I can't sleep. You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. I tinker. I... Threat is imminent. And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.

Pepper Potts: So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?

Tony Stark: Yep. Damn it, no can do. You want to just... kiss it on the... The facial slit?

Pepper Potts: Well, why don't I run down to the garage and see if I can't find a crowbar to jimmy that thing open?

Tony Stark: Crowbar, yeah. Except there is been a... a radiation leak.

Pepper Potts: I'll take my chances.

Tony Stark: That's risky. At least let me get you like... a hazmat suit you can... A Geiger counter or something like that. (Pepper walks in on Tony controlling his suit from downstairs) Busted.

Pepper Potts: This is a new level of lame.

Pepper Potts: What the... What is that? You're wearing this in the house now? What is that, like Mark 15?

Tony Stark: Yeah. Something like that. (We can see the "Mark 42" label on his suit) You know, everybody needs a hobby.

Pepper Potts: And you have to wear your hobby in the living room?

Tony Stark: Just breaking it in. You know, it's always a little, pinchy in the gooey bag at first so...

(Tony freaks out...)

Tony Stark: Check the heart. Check the... Check the... Is it the brain?

Jarvis: No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity.

Tony Stark: Ok, so I was poisoned?

Jarvis: My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.

Tony Stark: Me?

(Tony is designing his suit to fly to him in bits and attach to him...)

Tony Stark: Alright, I think we got this. Send them all. Probably a little fast. Slow it down. Slow it down just a... little bit. Cool it, will you Jarvis? (Last piece is the face mask...) Come on. I ain't scared of you. I'm the best.

(His suit falls apart, knocking Tony on the ground...)

Jarvis: As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work.

Tony Stark: DUM-E. Hi, DUM-E. How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it. Hey. Hey! What are you doing out of the corner? You know what you did. Blood on my mat. Handle it.

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