Thor Odinson Quotes

Thor: I’m saying that I wanna be on the team.

Valkyrie: Has it got a name?

Thor: Yeah, it’s called the Revengers.

Valkyrie: Revengers?

Thor: Because I’m getting revenge. You’re getting revenge…

Thor (to Valkyrie): Keep drinking, keep hiding. But me… I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that’s what… Because that’s what heroes do.

Thor (to Valkyrie): My God, you’re a Valkyrie. I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all women.

Grandmaster: Who are you?

Thor: I am the God of Thunder!

Grandmaster: Wow. Wow… I didn’t hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like… sparkles?

Thor: You’ll pay for this.

Valkyrie: No, I got paid for this.

Fan (to Thor): Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.

Thor (to Loki): She didn’t dump me, you know. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.