Thor Odinson Quotes

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Thor: I'm saying that I wanna be on the team.

Valkyrie: Has it got a name?

Thor: Yeah, it's called the Revengers.

Valkyrie: Revengers?

Thor: Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge...

Thor: You and I had a fight recently.

Bruce Banner: Did I win?

Thor: No, I won. Easily.

Bruce Banner: Doesn't sound right.

Bruce Banner: What happened to your hair?

Thor: Some creepy old man cut it off.

Bruce Banner: It looks good.

Thor: Oh, thanks.

Thor (to Valkyrie): Keep drinking, keep hiding. But me... I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that's what... Because that's what heroes do.

Thor (to Valkyrie): My God, you're a Valkyrie. I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all women.

Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?

Korg: Doug has. Doug! Our luck, Doug's dead. That's right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.

Thor: What about you? You're made of rocks.

Korg: Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone.

Thor: How'd you end up in here?

Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. But I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Grandmaster: Who are you?

Thor: I am the God of Thunder!

Grandmaster: Wow. Wow... I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like... sparkles?

Thor: You'll pay for this.

Valkyrie: No, I got paid for this.

Thor: I suppose I'll need my brother back.

Doctor Strange: Oh. Yeah. Right.

Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!

Fan (to Thor): Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.

Thor (to Loki): She didn't dump me, you know. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.

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