Sheldon Cooper Quotes

Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I never thought I'd want to marry anyone. So the fact that I found you is astonishing. It's-it's like finding dark matter, except they're looking for dark matter. I wasn't even looking for you. S-So you're even better than dark matter. Plus, plus, you interact with light, so I can see you. And, also, you don't account for the missing mass in the universe. But when you make a discovery like this, you don't just take it down to City Hall... you tell the whole world. And so I'll say it in Latin or Klingon or-or smoke signals, if-if that's not cultural appropriation.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It is.

Sheldon Cooper: Okay, so not smoke signals. But I want to do this right.

Sheldon Cooper: I'm getting married. The new Star Wars movie's coming out. We are really finishing this year strong.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay, but of the two of tho...? You know, I'm not even gonna ask. I'm not gonna ask.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I can't believe that people say that planning a wedding is one of the most stressful things in life.

Sheldon Cooper: I know. Not a day goes by that I don't marvel how much better we are than other people.

Sheldon Cooper: The Comic-Con breakup's easy to remember because Leonard was the saddest Pikachu.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Right, and he wiped his nose on your cape, and then you were the saddest Darth Vader.

Sheldon Cooper: I have grudges that go back to preschool. Someday, I'm gonna find a grown-up Elaine Dwyer and eat her favorite crayon while she watches.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Is that why there's an Elaine Dwyer on our guest list?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. That night, I'm going to have the first dance and the last laugh.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I thought I'd surprise you with dinner.

Sheldon Cooper: For future reference, the best surprises are the ones I know about three days in advance.