Sheldon Cooper Quotes

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Sheldon Cooper: It's not just a date... it's a textbook optimization problem. There is a perfect date... just like there's a perfect room temperature and a perfect dessert.

Penny Hofstadter: Mm. There's no perfect dessert.

Sheldon Cooper: Yellow cake in the shape of a dinosaur with chocolate frosting, a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side, not touching. You'll see. You'll have it at our wedding.

Sheldon Cooper: On the bright side, after working together for 15 years, you finally get to hear me say, "You were right."

Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, yeah, you did.

Sheldon Cooper: How's it feel?

Leonard Hofstadter: Mm, given I might be unemployed, bittersweet.

Sheldon Cooper (about Leonard): He publicly maligned the love of my life, Lady Physics.

Howard Wolowitz: You might not want to mention that to Lady Fiancée.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I'm obviously pregnant.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, you never said it to my face. And the last time I assumed a woman was pregnant, it did not go over well.

Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, I'm still mad at you.

Sheldon Cooper: You were drinking water instead of wine. What was I supposed to think?

Sheldon Cooper: I'm going to try to do a better job of sharing the spotlight because we're a team.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I know this isn't easy, but you'll have a whole lifetime to practice.

Sheldon Cooper: I-It could take that long, I'm really bad at it.

Sheldon Cooper: Let me give you a better question. Here, um, "Dr. Cooper, I heard you were working on a top-secret project for the U.S. military. Why don't you tell us about that?" See, that's a great question.

Amy's colleague: Okay, what was that like?

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I can't tell you that, it's top-secret.

Sheldon Cooper (with Leonard and Penny on the phone): We're not engaged, yet. She's taking forever to answer.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Because you're on the phone!

Sheldon Cooper: We'll call you back. (Sheldon ends the call and calls again a second later) She said yes.

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