Sam Winchester Quotes

Dean Winchester: I want a big funeral. All right? I’m talking epic. Okay? Open bar, choir, Sabbath cover band, and Gary Busey reading the eulogy.

Sam Winchester: Done.

Dean Winchester: And for my ashes, I like it here. Yeah. You know, as far as eternal resting places go.

Dean Winchester (to ghosts): Get your Casper a$$es out here!

Sam Winchester (to Dean about ghosts): You know what? Why don’t you finish up? I’ll go piss them off.

Dean Winchester: So, what am I supposed to do, just sit by and watch?

Sam Winchester: No. We’re both in this fight. You’re leading this army.

Dean Winchester: Oh, you mean babysitting the bad guys?

Sam Winchester: Lucifer! You know, at some point in time, you’re gonna have to come out and, and talk to… God.

Dean Winchester: This is like the worst episode of “Full House” ever.

Professor Donatello Redfield: It … It’s like asking me to believe in Santa Claus.

Dean Winchester: Oh, well, actually…

Sam Winchester: Dean, not now.

(In Impala, Donatello tries to escape)

Sam Winchester: It’s locked. Yeah, that, too.

Dean Winchester: Sometimes we keep monsters in the back.

Sam Winchester: I mean, it’s God. There’s so many things I want to ask him, uh, like, uh, t-the planets, you know? Why are they round? Or ears. I always thought they were strange.

Dean Winchester: Okay, fanboy, calm down.

Dean Winchester: There you go.

Sam Winchester: Thanks. (sniffs his shirt) Dude, quit ironing my shirts with beer!