Ross Geller: When we talked, she said she'd already passed the mucous plug.
Joey Tribbiani: Do we have to know about that?
Monica Geller: What'll you do when you have a baby?
Joey Tribbiani: I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.
Chandler Bing: Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, Chandler. That table place closes at 7. Come on.
Chandler Bing: Fine.
(They start to walk towards the door...)
Monica Geller: Phoebe? What is it?
Phoebe Buffay: All right. You know Paolo?
Ross Geller: I'm familiar with his work. Yes.
Phoebe Buffay: He made a move on me.
Joey Tribbiani: The store will be open tomorrow. (they come and sit down again)
Judy Geller: Your grandmother would've hated this.
Monica Geller: Sure. What with it being her funeral and all.
Judy Geller: No, I'd be hearing about... why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or she'd say: "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead."
Monica Geller: That sounds like Nana.
Judy Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Monica Geller: I can imagine.
Judy Geller: It's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person she is.
Monica Geller: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... I mean, if she was here right now... would you tell her?
Judy Geller: Tell her what?
Monica Geller: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. Like your hair, for example.
Judy Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
Monica Geller: Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Judy Geller: No. I think some things are better left unsaid. It's nicer when people just get along.