Ross Geller: Remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb? Monica Geller: No... But I remember people telling me about it.
Ross Geller: Remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
Monica Geller: No... But I remember people telling me about it.
Monica Geller: Is your tongue swelling up? Ross Geller: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller!
Monica Geller: Is your tongue swelling up?
Ross Geller: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller!
Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan) Monica Geller: You know. Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us? Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys.
Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan)
Monica Geller: You know.
Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us?
Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys.
Monica Geller: I’m really sorry. (about breaking up with him) Alan: Yeah. I mean, I’m sorry too. But I gotta tell you, I’m a little relieved. Monica Geller: Relieved? Alan: Yeah, well… I mean, I had a great time with you. I just can’t stand your friends.
Monica Geller: I’m really sorry. (about breaking up with him)
Alan: Yeah. I mean, I’m sorry too. But I gotta tell you, I’m a little relieved.
Monica Geller: Relieved?
Alan: Yeah, well… I mean, I had a great time with you. I just can’t stand your friends.
Paula: Listen, if that’s how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him. Monica Geller: I know, it’s just gonna be really hard. Paula: Yeah, he’s a big boy. He’ll get over it. Monica Geller: No, he’ll be fine. It’s the other five I’m worried about.
Paula: Listen, if that’s how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him.
Monica Geller: I know, it’s just gonna be really hard.
Paula: Yeah, he’s a big boy. He’ll get over it.
Monica Geller: No, he’ll be fine. It’s the other five I’m worried about.
Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding. Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue…
Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.
Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue…
Monica Geller (to Rachel): So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?
Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?
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