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Ian Gallagher: You're not going through with this, are you?

Mickey Milkovich: Why you acting like I got a choice in this?

Ian Gallagher: This is bullsh*t. Listen to me, Mickey. Your dad is an evil psychotic prick! You're gonna just let him ruin your life!?

Mickey Milkovich: You can grow the f*ck up. Don't act like you know about my dad!

Ian Gallagher: Are you kidding me?

Mickey Milkovich: Not everybody gets to just... Not everybody just gets to blurt out how they f**king feel every minute.

Ian Gallagher: You call me a punk for wanting a boyfriend... but you're gonna marry someone who screws guys for a living!?

Mickey Milkovich: Who gives a sh*t? It's a f**king piece of paper.

Ian Gallagher: Not to me.

Mickey Milkovich: Hey. Come on. Look. Just because I'm getting hitched doesn't mean we can't still bang. Okay? All right?

Ian Gallagher: If you give half a sh*t about me...

Mickey Milkovich: Hey, hey.

Ian Gallagher: Half... don't do this.

(Mandy is scrubing blood off her car...)

Mickey Milkovich: What'd you hit?

Mandy Milkovich: Girl at school.

Mickey Milkovich: Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill. Call Manny about the windshield.

Quote from Shameless 3x05 | Mickey Milkovich: I don't know what you see in that geriatric viagroid. Ian Gallagher: He buys me stuff, orders me room service. He isn't afraid to kiss me.

Quote from Shameless 3x02 | Ian Gallagher: How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with likes you? Mandy Milkovich: You like him? Ian Gallagher: Uh-huh, but I think he hates me. Mandy Milkovich: Ask him. Ian Gallagher: Doesn't want to talk about it. Mandy Milkovich: No guy ever does. Ian Gallagher: How do I know, then? Mandy Milkovich: Does he get that look in his eye when he's with you? Ian Gallagher: What look? Mandy Milkovich: You'll know when you see it. (Later when he's with Mickey...) Mickey Milkovich: The f**k are you looking at? Ian Gallagher: Nothing.

(Mickey is back from juvie and finds Ian with another boy...)

Mickey Milkovich: You having some sort of queer-bo sex under here?

Boy: No, no, I swear. Why are you still beating me up? (points to Ian) He was doing it too.

Mickey Milkovich: You're the one taking it in the a$$, right? You're the one I gotta kick straight. It working?

Boy: Yes, yes.

Mickey Milkovich: Good. Get the hell outta here.

(The boys runs away...)

Mickey Milkovich (to Ian): You got any f**k left in you, or you dump it all in that f*ggot's a$$?

Mickey Milkovich: Frank here?

Fiona Gallagher: No.

Mickey Milkovich: When's he going to be back?

Fiona Gallagher: For as long as I've been alive, I haven't known the answer to that question.

Veronica Fisher: That is the dirtiest white boy in America.

Mickey Milkovich: Hey. You guys got plans today?

Iggy Milkovich: I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it.

Mickey Milkovich: I need help killing somebody.

Colin Milkovich: Someone we care about?

Mickey Milkovich: No.

Iggy Milkovich: Knife, gun or tire iron?

Mickey Milkovich: Gun's safest.

Colin Milkovich: Not with today's forensics.

Mickey Milkovich: Fine, a knife.

Colin Milkovich: That's a lot of blood flow. One drop left behind, that's life in the joint.

Mickey Milkovich: Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy?

Iggy Milkovich: Kidnap and strangle.

Mickey Milkovich: Perfect.

(They start to gather the supplies...)

Iggy Milkovich: Where's your rophenol?

Colin Milkovich: I ran out. That quinceañera over at Jamie's. I got plenty of duct tape.

Mickey Milkovich: Get it.

Quote from Shameless 2x08 | (Frank finds Ian and Mickey in the storage room... 😉 ) Frank Gallagher: Hello, boys. The front door was locked, so I came in the back... no pun intended. You might want to check the locks. (Goes to shop as usual) Um, I see that you're preoccupied, so why don't we put this little loan on my tab? As you were, sailors.

Mandy Milkovich: What did dad tell you?

Mickey Milkovich: Ow! F*ck the police?

Mandy Milkovich: No t*tty twisters now that I'm a C cup. Ow.

Mickey Milkovich: C cup? B*tch, you wish.

Quote from Shameless 1x10 | Ian Gallagher: I, I miss you. Mickey Milkovich: You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head. Take your hand off the glass. Ian Gallagher: Oh.

Mickey Milkovich (to Ian): Kiss me, and I'll cut your f**king tongue out.

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