Mickey Milkovich Quotes

Ian Gallagher: You’re not going through with this, are you?

Mickey Milkovich: Why you acting like I got a choice in this?

Ian Gallagher: This is bullsh*t. Listen to me, Mickey. Your dad is an evil psychotic prick! You’re gonna just let him ruin your life!?

Mickey Milkovich: You can grow the f*ck up. Don’t act like you know about my dad!

Ian Gallagher: Are you kidding me?

Mickey Milkovich: Not everybody gets to just… Not everybody just gets to blurt out how they f**king feel every minute.

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Ian Gallagher: How do you know if a guy you’ve been hanging out with likes you?

Mandy Milkovich: You like him?

Ian Gallagher: Uh-huh, but I think he hates me.

Mandy Milkovich: Ask him.

Ian Gallagher: Doesn’t want to talk about it.

Mandy Milkovich: No guy ever does.

Ian Gallagher: How do I know, then?

Mandy Milkovich: Does he get that look in his eye when he’s with you?

Ian Gallagher: What look?

Mandy Milkovich: You’ll know when you see it.

(Later when he’s with Mickey…)

Mickey Milkovich: The f**k are you looking at?

Ian Gallagher: Nothing.

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Quote from Shameless 3x02 | Ian Gallagher: How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with likes you? Mandy Milkovich: You like him? Ian Gallagher: Uh-huh, but I think he hates me. Mandy Milkovich: Ask him. Ian Gallagher: Doesn't want to talk about it. Mandy Milkovich: No guy ever does. Ian Gallagher: How do I know, then? Mandy Milkovich: Does he get that look in his eye when he's with you? Ian Gallagher: What look? Mandy Milkovich: You'll know when you see it. (Later when he's with Mickey...) Mickey Milkovich: The f**k are you looking at? Ian Gallagher: Nothing.

(Mickey is back from juvie and finds Ian with another boy…)

Mickey Milkovich: You having some sort of queer-bo sex under here?

Boy: No, no, I swear. Why are you still beating me up? (points to Ian) He was doing it too.

Mickey Milkovich: You’re the one taking it in the a$$, right? You’re the one I gotta kick straight. It working?

Boy: Yes, yes.

Mickey Milkovich: Good. Get the hell outta here.

(The boys runs away…)

Mickey Milkovich (to Ian): You got any f**k left in you, or you dump it all in that f*ggot’s a$$?

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Mickey Milkovich: Hey. You guys got plans today?

Iggy Milkovich: I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it.

Mickey Milkovich: I need help killing somebody.

Colin Milkovich: Someone we care about?

Mickey Milkovich: No.

Iggy Milkovich: Knife, gun or tire iron?

Mickey Milkovich: Gun’s safest.

Colin Milkovich: Not with today’s forensics.

Mickey Milkovich: Fine, a knife.

Colin Milkovich: That’s a lot of blood flow. One drop left behind, that’s life in the joint.

Mickey Milkovich: Why don’t you tell me, John Wayne Gacy?

Iggy Milkovich: Kidnap and strangle.

Mickey Milkovich: Perfect.

(They start to gather the supplies…)

Iggy Milkovich: Where’s your rophenol?

Colin Milkovich: I ran out. That quinceañera over at Jamie’s. I got plenty of duct tape.

Mickey Milkovich: Get it.

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(Frank finds Ian and Mickey in the storage room… 😉 )

Frank Gallagher: Hello, boys. The front door was locked, so I came in the back… no pun intended. You might want to check the locks. (Goes to shop as usual) Um, I see that you’re preoccupied, so why don’t we put this little loan on my tab? As you were, sailors.

(After Frank leaves…)

Mickey Milkovich: We gotta kill him. Look, nobody will miss Frank, anyway. We shoot him in the head, we dump him in the river.

Ian Gallagher: Look, he has a lousy short-term memory; he’s probably already forgotten.

Mickey Milkovich: Can’t chance that.

Ian Gallagher: I’ll talk to him.

Mickey Milkovich: Gotta cut his hands off, pull his teeth; he can’t even be identified.

Ian Gallagher: You stay here, watch the store. I’ll take care of it.

Mickey Milkovich: My Uncle Joe works at the foundry; he’ll dump the teeth into the chrome plating vat and it’s done.

Ian Gallagher: Mickey, you need this job for your probation.

Mickey Milkovich: No, what I need is to take care of Frank and his big mouth.

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Quote from Shameless 2x08 | (Frank finds Ian and Mickey in the storage room... 😉 ) Frank Gallagher: Hello, boys. The front door was locked, so I came in the back... no pun intended. You might want to check the locks. (Goes to shop as usual) Um, I see that you're preoccupied, so why don't we put this little loan on my tab? As you were, sailors.
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