10+ Best 'Michael Bryce' Quotes

Michael Bryce (to Kincaid and Sonia): Can we just acknowledge that not only are we safe, this really feels like a new beg... (gets shot by tranquilizer darts)

Michael Bryce (to Interpol guys): Are you ready to get your freak on?

Darius Kincaid: What?

Michael Bryce: That came out wrong. Not together, with us. That also came out wrong.

(Kincaid's peptalk to Bryce...)

Darius Kincaid: Now repeat after me. I'm unlicensed.

Michael Bryce: I'm unlicensed, and that's terrible.

(Kincaid hits him)

Darius Kincaid: Louder!

Michael Bryce: I'm unlicensed and I don't give a...!

Darius Kincaid: Now let's go do what we do and blow some things up.

Quote from Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) | (Sonia is driving, but leans in to make out with Kincaid and is no longer watching the road...) Michael Bryce: Let's not do that guys, let's just focus. (leans from the backseat and takes the wheel) I got it. No, it's fine. You guys just... you guys have at it. Maybe feather the brake a bit.

Interpol guy: They're planning a full-scale cyber attack. Do not screw this up.

Michael Bryce: Oh, we are definitely gonna screw this up.

Quote from Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) | Bad guy: You're gonna tell us everything you know. Darius Kincaid: I'm not telling you sh--! Aahh!! (gets tased) Michael Bryce: You can electrocute him all day, it'll only make him angrier. (guy with a taser gets closer to Bryce...) I, on the other hand, will tell you everything. Darius Kincaid: What, really?

Sonia Kincaid: I would make a great mother. Don't you think?

Michael Bryce: I think you, yes. Oh my god, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.

Sonia Kincaid: Thank you. It must be your powerful asexuality that makes you such a good listener.

Sonia Kincaid: I need you to protect us. We're trying to have a baby.

Michael Bryce: May god have mercy on our souls.

Darius Kincaid: I'll do my thing. You know when I want some sh*t to pop, it pops. Like that shot through that tittie-small window on Kurosawa's plane.

Michael Bryce: That's enough. Okay, that's enough out of you.

Darius Kincaid: Show me the face you made when that sh*t went down.

Michael Bryce: That still stings.

Darius Kincaid: I know you wasn't expecting that sh*t to happen.

Michael Bryce: Yeah, I was expecting you to blow my client's head off.

Darius Kincaid: Did you have that Home Alone face thingy, like...?

Darius Kincaid: You're welcome.

Michael Bryce: For what?

Darius Kincaid: I got you a front row seat to the Roussel show, and I got you that all-access backstage pass to that a$$ you've been wanting so bad.

Michael Bryce: You did what?

Darius Kincaid: You jumped out of the car, I gave her the 411 on you.

Michael Bryce: I didn't jump out of the... I went through the f**king windshield.

Darius Kincaid: Oh, semantics.

Quote from The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) | (After they finally arrive at the court...) Darius Kincaid: How do I look? Michael Bryce: You got a little speck of blood on your... everywhere.

Quote from The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) | (Kincaid is driving, Bryce is on the phone with Amelia...) Michael Bryce: Amelia. Just want to say that... (Kincaid gets invested in the phonecall and starts to whisper the right answer to Bryce) Darius Kincaid: I... love... you. (As Kincaid didn't watch the road, they crash and Bryce flies through the windshield) Michael Bryce: Jesus Christ! Really? Darius Kincaid: What happened to the seatbelt rule?

Michael Bryce (to Kincaid): Why are we always yelling!?

Quote from The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) | Michael Bryce: There he goes again. I hope they kill him. I really do. Even if I did save him, again, you know what he'd say? He'd say, "I had it all figured out before you got here." He'd say, "I guess my thing just better than your thing, motherf*cker. I guess bullets are just allergic to me, motherf*cker." This guy singlehandedly ruined the word "motherf*cker." Do you know how hard that is to do? I was Triple-A rated executive protection. I was up here. I was up here. And God damn it!

Darius Kincaid (about Sonia): When she severed that dude's carotid artery with a beer bottle, I knew. I knew right then. We slow danced all night.

Michael Bryce: She sounds like she's gonna make a good mother someday.

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