Victor Salazar: Mia, I'm... I'm sorry. For everything.
Mia Brooks: Did you know you were gay the whole time we dated?
Victor Salazar: Kind of. But, like... I also didn't. Um, I just loved being around you, and, and I thought that if there was any girl in the whole world that I could be happy with...
Mia Brooks: You know what really sucks? I feel like I'm not allowed to be mad at you. Because, I mean, coming out is, is the most important thing you've ever done, and... I am glad you did it. Because I want you to be happy. Because I love you. But, um, I just wish that you doing the most important thing you've ever done didn't make me feel like sh*t. I wish I didn't lose my best friend.
Victor Salazar: You didn't lose me. I'm right here, and I miss you so much. And I love you, too.
Mia Brooks: This is not how I used to imagine our first "I love you"s.
Victor Salazar: You are so amazing. You know that?
Mia Brooks: Okay...
Victor Salazar: No, no. I'm, I'm serious. Like... Even after everything, you still... You still want me to be me.
Mia Brooks: Of course I do. What kind of person wouldn't?
Mia Brooks: Wait, why are you wearing red? You're single.
Lake Meriwether: Because. There's nothing hotter than being unavailable, so, when Andrew sees me wearing this, he'll think I'm dating someone, and want to get with me.
Mia Brooks: But you're not dating anyone.
Lake Meriwether: Sure, I am. His name is Bruno. He's a freshman at Georgia Tech. Here. Look how hot we look together, hmm? (shows her their photo)
Mia Brooks: That is one‐hundred percent your cousin Robert. Wait. Lake, that picture's from your nana's funeral!
Lake Meriwether: Whatever. Nana would have wanted me to find love with Andrew.
Andrew: I would have thought you'd be too busy taking random charity cases on carnival rides.
Mia Brooks: Bye, Andrew.
Andrew: Oh, you know what? There's a freshman with scoliosis. You could take him on the spinning tea cups.
Mia Brooks (to Lake): I can't believe you like him. He's such a jerk.
Lake Meriwether: I know. He's so mean.
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