Maximus Quotes

Lucy MacLean: I don’t have the best luck when it comes to strangers. But… Titus… I can honestly say you are the best stranger that I’ve ever met. You’re a good person, Titus. And if you wanted to, when all of this is over, you could come and live with us in Vault 33. With me.

Maximus: There’s something I should tell you.

Lucy MacLean: Just say yes.

Maximus: My name isn’t Titus. It’s Maximus. Titus is the name of the knight who owned this suit before me. He was threatening me, so instead of helping him I watched him die. And I took his armor and I lied to you. So, all that stuff you were saying, you know, about, um, about me being a good person…

Lucy MacLean: I just threw acid in an innocent man’s face. And I’ve only been up here two weeks. The wasteland sucks.

Maximus: Yeah. Sometimes.

Lucy MacLean: Do you want to come live with me in my vault?

Maximus: Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Lucy MacLean: Let’s go find that head.

(Lucy and Maximus looking around Vault 4…)

Maximus: This is a cult. Same as any.

Lucy MacLean: It’s not a cult.

Maximus: Everyone’s smiling.

Lucy MacLean: You want to have sex?

Maximus: You mean use my c*ck?

Lucy MacLean: Yeah.

Maximus: I don’t know. Uh, that weird thing could happen.

Lucy MacLean: What weird thing?

Maximus: Well, it’s just, for some guys… not me… uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops. And they say it can happen to anybody, but it’s still, it’s… it’s gross.

Lucy MacLean: You know, that’s… uh, that’s actually completely normal. It happens all the time. Every time, ideally.

Maximus: Where are we?

Lucy MacLean: It’s okay. We’ll be all right.

Maximus: What is this place?

Lucy MacLean: We’re in the best place in the world. We’re in a vault.

(Lucy is looking at Shady Sand’s billboard…)

Lucy MacLean: This isn’t… real, right?

Maximus: You never heard of the New California Republic?

Lucy MacLean: 34,000 people lived here after the war?

Maximus: Yeah.

Lucy MacLean: What about Reclamation Day? Th-The entire purpose of my vault was… to come up to the surface one day and… and restart civilization. It’s-it’s Reclamation Day, it’s what keeps us all going and… It… It already h-happened without us.

Maximus: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it didn’t work out.

Maximus: Fiends. Should’ve known.

Lucy MacLean: What’s a fiend?

Maximus: It’s people who eat people.

Lucy MacLean: I hate it up here.

Lucy MacLean: I get that trust doesn’t come easily up here. But you can trust me. I’m from a place where the worst someone can do to you is forget to say thank you.

Maximus: Sounds like a nice way to live.

Lucy MacLean: It is.