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Mary Cooper: Sweetie, is someone bothering you?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes.

Mary Cooper: Who is it?

Sheldon Cooper: I'd rather not talk about it.

Mary Cooper: No, I want a name right now. (to Missy): Have you been hurting him?

Missy Cooper: Only with my words.

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Meemaw: What do you think, George? Is it time to have "the talk" with him?

Missy Cooper: What talk?

Mary Cooper: No talk. Nobody's talking.

Sheldon Cooper: If "the talk" is in regards to human reproduction, I already understand how that works.

Mary Cooper: How do you know that?

Missy Cooper: I told him.

Mary Cooper: Oh, Lord.

Sheldon Cooper (narration): As you can see, my meemaw successfully lured me back into the world by reminding me of my brave Texas ancestors. Their blood ran through my veins. I was a true son of the Lone Star State. Albeit a true son with an incredibly fragile immune system. I woke up the next morning with a temperature of 102 and a head packed full of mucus. However, there was a silver lining.

Mary Cooper (singing):

Soft kitty, warm kitty

Little ball of fur

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty

Purr, purr, purr.

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Mary Cooper: Shelly, if you don't mind me asking, what's your long-term plan here?

Sheldon Cooper: I'm working on the math to turn the garage into a self-sustaining ecosystem.

Mary Cooper: Okay. And what exactly does that mean?

Sheldon Cooper: Well, all I need is sunlight and a few seeds to grow unlimited food which I'll fertilize with my own feces.

Meemaw: This just gets better.

Mary Cooper: If you're not gonna help, please go inside. This is not a show.

Meemaw: Now that's where I disagree.

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Mark Hammil: We are gathered here today in the sight of family, friends and Almighty God.

Sheldon Cooper: That's too religious.

Mark Hammil: That lady over there made me say it.

Sheldon's Mother: He heard you, and he can't un-hear you.

Penny Hofstadter: Where are you going?

Amy's Mother: This whole thing was a big mistake. I'm gonna find Amy and get her out of here.

Penny Hofstadter: Sit down!

Amy's Mother: Excuse me?

Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon loves Amy, and he would never hurt her on her wedding day or any other day, so park it. (Sheldon's mother gets up a wants to start a slow clap) Oh, you sit down, too.

Amy's Mother (to her husband): Are you gonna let her talk to me like that? Say something.

Amy's Father (to Penny): Thank you.

Mary Cooper (to Sheldon): What on earth do we need a computer for?

Missy Cooper: Yeah, we got you and your big head.

Sheldon Cooper: Would you be angry with me if I don't pick your religion?

Mary Cooper: I could never be angry with you. You be a seeker of your own truth.

Sheldon Cooper: Thanks, Mom.

Mary Cooper (to herself): And if the truth turns out to be Satan, I will do battle with him.

Mary Cooper: I'm so happy you're taking an interest in religion.

Sheldon Cooper: I am. And I've decided to explore other religions, too.

Mary Cooper: What's this, now?

Sheldon Cooper: Pastor Jeff encouraged me to approach religion scientifically, so it only makes sense to enlarge my database.

Mary Cooper: No, your database is Baptist. That's all the data you need. Baptist data.

George Cooper Sr.: What other religions you considering?

Sheldon Cooper: Buddhist, Jewish, Hindu, Catholic, all of them.

Mary Cooper: Nope. Nope. That's not happening.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, why? As an American, don't I have freedom of religion?

Meemaw (to Mary): Those dungeons and dragons are looking pretty good right now, aren't they?

Sheldon Cooper: I'm also looking into voodoo.

Meemaw: Maybe y'all are being a little selfish about this.

Mary Cooper: Selfish? We're thinking of him.

Meemaw: Well, that's all well and good, but maybe you should be thinking about the whole world. I mean, what if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... Well, I was gonna say atomic bomb, but there's probably a better example.

Mary Cooper: He's nine years old.

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, come on, you can't measure him in Earth years.

George Cooper Sr.: Sheldon forged a letter to get out of P.E.?

Mary Cooper: Looks like it.

George Cooper Sr.: How about that.

Mary Cooper: Don't be proud of him.

George Cooper Sr.: Can't help it. First time he ever seemed like my kid.

Mary Cooper (to George Jr.): I'm gonna ask Jesus to help you get a good grade on that test.

Sheldon Cooper: Shouldn't you have asked him before he took it?

Mary Cooper: The man rose from the dead... I think he can fix a test after the fact.

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Mary Cooper: You're a good dad.

George Cooper Sr.: If I don't kill one of them before Sunday, I'm a good dad.

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