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Goddess: What happened to your wings, son?

Lucifer Morningstar: I cut them off.

Goddess: Why would you...? I mean, come to Earth, get a haircut or something, but that's a little extreme.
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Lucifer Morningstar: Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, Mother.
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Lucifer Morningstar: Gosh, perhaps we shouldn't have borrowed from Maze. Her clothing is insufficient.

Goddess: Yes. Half my hide is exposed. Human attire is very impractical.
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Goddess: I apologize for my human form, but... at least this one has supreme hindquarters.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're lying.

Goddess: No. They're quite sturdy. Feel it.

Lucifer Morningstar: I wasn't referring, nor will I ever refer, to your butt, Mother.
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Quote from Lucifer 2x01 | Roberta Beliard: What, you're gonna beg for your life, huh? Lucifer Morningstar: ...don't tell anyone... that I died like this.
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Quote from Lucifer 2x01 | Lucifer Morningstar: Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I... love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can't get enough. And... I've got lots of money... mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I'll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.
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Lucifer Morningstar: A devil emoji? That's it. I'm speaking to a copyright lawyer today.
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Roberta Beliard: She has so much cocaine up her nose, it would snow if you shook her.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, I've tried that.
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Ella Lopez: I think the Devil gets a bad rap.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. You do, do you?

Ella Lopez: Sure. I mean, what did he really do that was so bad? What, rebel against his dad? Ask some naked lady if she wanted an apple?

Lucifer Morningstar: Be still my heart. Do go on.

Ella Lopez: I suppose he does run Hell. That's not so great, you know, with the torture and eternal damnation.

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm retired. And besides, I didn't create Hell. I just worked there.

Ella Lopez: And now you're talking in the first person.
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Chloe Decker: And I'm gonna find out exactly what you are once and for all.

Lucifer Morningstar: The Devil himself?

Chloe Decker: No, I'm guessing Larry Morningstar, the son of a plumber in Connecticut.
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Quote from Lucifer 2x01 | Lucifer Morningstar: Once upon a time, a boy met a girl, and they fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was, they were celestial beings, so that moment created the universe. Dr. Linda: Mm, the Big Bang? Lucifer Morningstar: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did you?
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Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): Is everything all right, Detective? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.
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Amenadiel (talking about auctioned chains): Paul's wrists were too thick to fit in those chains.

Lucifer Morningstar: I know. That man never could pass on dessert, could he?

Amenadiel: He should have been the Saint of...

Lucifer Morningstar: Honey cakes?
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Quote from Lucifer 1x07 | Chloe Decker: Lucifer, what was in there? Lucifer Morningstar: My angel wings. (Chloe starts laughing) Yeah, go on. Get it all out. Chloe Decker: Okay, seriously, what was in there? Oh, you are serious? Oh... okay, sorry. Did someone make them for you? Or are you big into cosplay? Lucifer Morningstar: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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Lucifer Morningstar (to Amenadiel): I like to come here from time to time. Dip my toes in the sand, breathe the ocean air, walk down memory lane. You see, five years ago, when Maze and I abandoned Hell, I landed right here on this beach. This is where I flipped dear old Dad the grandest of birds. And had Maze sever my wings.
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