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Lucifer Morningstar (about God): He shunned me. He vilified me. He made me a torturer! Can you even begin to fathom what it was like? Eons spent providing a place for dead mortals to punish themselves? I mean, why do they blame me for all their little failings? As if I'd spent my days sitting on their shoulder, forcing them to commit acts they'd otherwise find repulsive. "Oh, the Devil made me do it." I have never made any one of them do anything. Never.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): You had Dan deal with Maze alone? Oh, dear. For the first time, I actually feel sorry for Detective Douche.

Chloe Decker: Next time you secretly follow someone, don't tailgate them. Draws a little attention.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's not my fault you drive like an elderly turtle.

Dr. Linda: Your identity.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's still the Devil, darling.

Dr. Linda: Yes, but who are you trying so hard to become?

Lucifer Morningstar: Nobody. I'm completely unbecoming.

Dr. Linda: And yet you keep trying on many hats to hide your horns. Playboy, cop, club owner...

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, you forgot "master of all things tongue-related."

Chloe Decker: Let's pretend for one second that you're someone else. Someone nice, someone mature.

Lucifer Morningstar: Ooh, I love role-play.

Lucifer Morningstar: Do you know, I am amazed by the deferential regard you people hold for rotting flesh. I mean, this poor sap's either already in Hell or in the Silver City enduring Uriel's welcome speech, which is far worse than Hell, if you ask me.

Lucifer Morningstar: I know that you'll always protect me. No matter how mortal I become, the Devil can depend on that.

Mazikeen: Yes, you can. Whatever the danger, I'll be there to stop it. Whether you see it coming or not.

Lucifer Morningstar: What, you're just gonna leave me here? In this part of town?

Chloe Decker: You said you wanted danger.

Chloe Decker: I think I just figured it out, why you do these favors.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, really?

Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm. It's about power. It makes you feel superior. In control. You're addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences. It's like you have some kind of god complex.

Lucifer Morningstar: I most certainly do not.

Chloe Decker: What the hell is happening?

Lucifer Morningstar: Maze is happening.

Chloe Decker: Your bartender's a ninja? Of course she is.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yeah.

One of the bad guys: What's that?

Lucifer Morningstar: Shattered tibia. Ooh, ouch... orbital fracture. It was first perfected in the hellfires of Tyre. Oh, the humerus crush! Love that move!

Quote from Lucifer 1x05 | Lucifer Morningstar: Uh, Detective, you seem to have left on the central locking! Chloe Decker: Act like a child, get treated like a child. Lucifer Morningstar: Wha...? Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?

Mazikeen: Maybe next time, I won't be around to save your a$$.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm! Well, that is a shame. 'Cause you and my backside used to get on very well. My front side, as well, actually.

Mazikeen: Your behavior is foolish.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, come on! You used to love danger. Since when did Hell's favorite torturer become my mother?

Lucifer Morningstar: No time for a quick drink, then.

Chloe Decker: We're on duty.

Lucifer Morningstar: You are the oldest young person I've ever met! And coming from an immortal, that's saying something.

Chloe Decker: Okay, I get it... you want to feel new things.

Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly.

(Chloe slaps Lucifer)

Chloe Decker: How's that?

Lucifer Morningstar: Bloody hell! That hurt! Do it again.

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