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Lucifer Morningstar: A celestial impregnating a human... How is it even possible?

Amenadiel: And, if it is, how has this not already happened to you?

Lucifer Morningstar: True. Mm. Maybe there's another explanation.

Amenadiel: You think Linda's an angel in disguise, don't you? I've been wondering the same thing. Maybe she's not even human.

Lucifer Morningstar: Or, maybe, when you lost your wings, you became as mortal as it gets. Maybe you became more human than you realized.

Amenadiel: Oh. Probably makes more sense.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Father Kinley): Forgive me, Father... for not offering you a drink. I have an aversion to the cloth. Daddy issues. Long story.

Quote from Lucifer 4x02 | Chloe Decker: If I pushed this into your chest... it would kill you? Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Chloe Decker: Because I'm close to you? Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Chloe Decker: But you jumped in front of it anyway. Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. And I would do it again. And again. Don't you know that, Detective?

Quote from Lucifer 4x02 | Chloe Decker: History and religion have... painted a pretty awful picture of you, haven't they? Lucifer Morningstar: You couldn't be more right, Detective. Chloe Decker: So... you don't bite the heads off of children? Lucifer Morningstar: No, of course not. I detest the little creatures. And I'd certainly never put one in my mouth.

Amenadiel: I thought things were okay between you and Chloe.

Lucifer Morningstar: They are. They are, yeah. We're back to being partners. Fully-clothed partners.

Lucifer Morningstar: Since you're here, you can help me decide. Moscow Midnight or Blue Lagoon?

Amenadiel: That's the same shirt. (points at one eventually)

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure?

Amenadiel: Yeah.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective, this is a chance for me to use my devilish strength. You can see what I'm truly capable of.

Chloe Decker: Or I can just point my gun at him and yell, "Freeze!"

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, come on. I've never really seen how far I can actually throw a human. Joking. Mostly.

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you... okay with what you saw? Detective... are you okay with me?

Chloe Decker: It's not like you haven't always told me the truth. You know? So... I think, deep down, I just... I always knew.

Lucifer Morningstar: But how does it make you feel? Afraid? Terrified? Do you want to yell at me? Punch me in the face? Run away again?

Chloe Decker: I... I think I just want to get back to work.

Lucifer Morningstar: That's all?

Chloe Decker: That's all. (Chloe walks away)

Lucifer Morningstar: What the f...

Mazikeen: Are you still upset about me trying to betray you and kill you? It was a month ago.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, of course not. What do you think I am? Human?

Goddess: Your father never sent you to Hell. I did.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, great. Much better.

Goddess: I did it to save your life. After the rebellion, your father was angry. Deeply angry. He wanted to destroy you. I begged him not to. I asked him to send you to Hell instead. I did it because I love you, son. And I always will.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective. If you're gonna follow me following him, we should have just drove together.

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, how far can a celestial being trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get?

Mazikeen: Well, let's see. She's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, and she's got a corporate credit card.

Lucifer Morningstar: Bollocks.

Dan Espinoza: It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.

Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.

Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.

Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.

Chloe Decker: Trixie's best friend Landa got a new All-American doll, and now Trixie wants one. So what does she do? She destroys her old doll, expecting me to replace it.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm, impressive. But, then, I'd expect nothing less from the shrewd little minx.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're gonna have to lose those clothes. They're a serious problem. Taking you home, 'cause this being out in public thing obviously isn't working. And then we're gonna see my colleague... Mum!

Goddess: Yes?

Lucifer Morningstar: You're naked!

Goddess: Well, you said the clothes were a problem, so problem solved.

Lucifer Morningstar: Stay in the bloody car, will you?! God. Traumatized for eternity now, so thank you very much for that.

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