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Lucifer Morningstar: Where have you tracked Maze tracking her bounty to now?

Chloe Decker: Yeah, okay. A taxi theft in Vancouver. A brawl with a curling team in Montreal. Oh, and the, uh, "bear attack" that happened in Prince Edward Island I think was her, too.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sounds like she's having a splendid time. I'm glad I suggested it.

Chloe Decker: So you're the reason Canada's in danger?

Quote from Lucifer 3x02 - Lucifer Morningstar: I'm Lucifer bloody Morningstar! I do favors better than anyone else. Amongst other things, of course. Or at least, I used to. And I think that maybe... it's about time I got back in the game. Hello. So, tell me. What is it that you truly desire?

Eric: All the chuckle bunnies talk.

Chloe Decker: The what?

Eric: Uh... chicks who like to have sex with comedians.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, there's a term for that? Oh, I should get a term. Oh. Devil bunnies. Oh, no. Lucifans.

Lucifer's hookup: You're an angel.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, gosh. Uh, my apologies. And for the record, I don't usually suffer from premature unfurling. Right. Now, where were we?

Lucifer's hookup: No, keep them out. I'm totally into cosplay. I could dress up as a devil and make it really sexy.

Lucifer Morningstar: I have no desire to have sex with myself. Not right now, at least.

Amenadiel: Lucifer, I'm not angry with you that you somehow got your wings back, or even that you cut them off again, as foul as that may be. I'm angry with myself. Because somehow I made you feel like you couldn't confide in me.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, comparing body parts is never good for the male ego, especially between brothers.

Amenadiel: But that's just it, Luci. My ego should never be an issue. I am an angel. A soldier of God. His favorite son.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, that's gonna be a thing, isn't it?

Lucifer Morningstar (to Sam): I define who I am, not Him. Me! (Lucifer's wings appear again) Oh, bloody hell. They're back, aren't they? How? How are you doing this? Did my Father give you some kind of totem? A talisman?

Lucifer Morningstar: Nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will.

Chloe Decker: What are you doing?

Lucifer Morningstar: Consulting.

Chloe Decker: Then consult less.

Lucifer Morningstar: Imagine, buying your own establishment just to justify your decadent lifestyle. It's absurd.

Chloe Decker: Yeah. Absurd.

Quote from Lucifer 3x01 - Lucifer Morningstar: Didn't you get my text? Amenadiel: What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis? Fire, sword, doughnut, spaceman, clock, dancing lady, flashlight, thumbs up. How am I supposed to know what that means? Lucifer Morningstar: I ignited the flaming sword, used it to cut a hole in space and time, Mum's light flooded through it, then it closed up behind her. All good!

Marcus Pierce: There was an investigation last year. We interviewed... what was it... 92 of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact if you don't mind. You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic... that I see.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, thank you very much.

Marcus Pierce: Not a compliment. Your file is as long as my Johnson.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Quick read then?

Marcus Pierce: Hardly.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I, for one, don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?

Marcus Pierce: Accurate.

Lucifer Morningstar: Ah! Ha-ha! Footprints.

Chloe Decker: Those are mine.

Lucifer Morningstar: Hot as hell out here, isn't it? Well, close, anyway.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective Decker. I'm afraid I don't know her badge number. But I'd say with certainty she's a 34-B, if that helps.

Police officer: Checks out.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, of course it does... I'm never wrong when it comes to cup size.

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