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Lucifer quote from 1x01 - Trixie Espinoza: Lucifer! (runs and hugs him) Lucifer Morningstar: Yes... Hello child.

11.5.2017 Yes… Hello child.

Lucifer quote from 1x01 - Chloe Decker: How long have I been out? Lucifer Morningstar: Three years. Chloe Decker: What?! (Lucifer laughs) Chloe Decker: You're such an ass.

11.5.2017 You’re such an ass.

Chloe Decker: God, what am I doing here?

Lucifer Morningstar: Wrong deity, but yes that is the eternal question.

11.5.2017 Wrong deity, but yes that is the eternal question.

Lucifer Morningstar: I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.

11.5.2017 I’m like walking heroin

Lucifer quote from 1x01 - Dan Espinoza: I don't know whether to laugh or shoot you. Lucifer Morningstar: Surprise me. Trixie Espinoza: Isn't he funny, Daddy?

11.5.2017 Isn’t he funny, Daddy?

Lucifer quote from 1x01 - Lucifer Morningstar (to a bully): Hello, mean girl. Did you know there is a special section of hell reserved for bullies so, have fun. (turns his eyes red to scare her)

11.5.2017 Hello, mean girl.

Trixie Espinoza: What’s your name?

Lucifer Morningstar: Lucifer.

Trixie Espinoza: Like the devil?

Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly!

11.5.2017 Like the devil? Exactly!

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): I can’t read people’s minds. I’m not jedi. People just like to tell me things.

11.5.2017 I can’t read people’s minds. I’m not jedi.

Lucifer Morningstar: I’m here to see the man sadly known as “Too Vile”.

11.5.2017 I’m here to see the man sadly known as “Too Vile”.

Lucifer quote from 1x01 - Lucifer Morningstar: Let’s be honest here. I mean you’re not marrying this human stain ’cause you’re actually in love with him, right? Bride: Oh, God, no. Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I should get going. Ooh... best of luck with you crazy kids.

11.5.2017 Ooh… best of luck with you crazy kids.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry. How rude. Allow me to introduce myself. Lucifer Morningstar.

Bride (to Lucifer about her groom): I really don’t want to have sex with him tonight.

11.5.2017 I really don’t want to have sex with him tonight.

Lucifer quote from 1x01 - Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): Are you sure that we haven't met? I could swear I've seen you naked. Have we had sex?

11.5.2017 Have we had sex?

Lucifer 1x01 Quote - Chloe Decker: You got some balls on you, pal. Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, thank you very much, but they’re really quite average.

11.5.2017 You got some balls on you, pal.

Chloe Decker: How did she end up dying in a hailstorm of bullets and you get away without a scratch? I think that’s interesting, don’t you?

Lucifer Morningstar: The benefits of immortality.

11.5.2017 The benefits of immortality.

Lucifer 1x01 Quote - Chloe Decker: Lucifer Morningstar… is that a stage name or something? Lucifer Morningstar: God-given, I’m afraid.

11.5.2017 Lucifer Morningstar… is that a stage name…

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