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Linda Martin: How's that saying go? We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars.

Lucifer Morningstar: The stars are just gas bags, and I never would have fed Oscar that line had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me.

Linda Martin: Oscar freakin' Wilde?

Lucifer Morningstar: Now, he was an interesting bachelor.

Linda Martin: So... Oscar, huh? Tell me everything.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well... he was straight when I first met him.

Benji: Oh, thank God.

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, the things Dad gets credit for.

Lucifer Morningstar: Whatever he says to you, just laugh.

Guy: Hey there. What's your name?

Chloe Decker: (Laughs crazily) Lucinda.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, no... Not like a demented witch on crack. A deep, sultry laugh.

Lucifer Morningstar: Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? You be a randy single man, I'll be... I'll be the new you. (pretends to push his hair from his face)

Chloe Decker: Okay, I've never once done that.

Lucifer Morningstar: My point exactly. Meet Lucinda. Come on.

Chloe Decker: Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. I'll just channel my inner Lucifer.

Lucifer Morningstar: What, you want to become a female version of me? Okay. I'll gladly train you.

Ella Lopez: Chloe does Lucifer?

Chloe Decker: I wouldn't exactly word it that way...

Lucifer Morningstar: Get ready to go full me, Detective.

Quote from Lucifer 3x07 - Lucifer Morningstar: I take no part in who goes to Hell. Reese Getty: Then who does? Lucifer Morningstar: You humans. You send yourselves. Driven down by your own guilt. Forcing yourselves to relive your sins over and over. And the best part... the doors aren't locked. You could leave anytime. It says something that no one ever does, doesn't it?

Quote from Lucifer 3x06 - Lucifer Morningstar: It's the bullet from when you shot me. Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership? Chloe Decker: Oh. Yeah. I remember. Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I thought since I'll never likely penetrate you, I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me. So, uh, happy birthday, Detective.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): The truth is... I... went to Las Vegas. And even though it was for a very good reason, I didn't tell you because... last time I went on a Vegas jaunt, there were some very unpleasant feelings involved for both of us. And, well, I didn't want to dredge any of those up again. So, I... bluffed. But I've come to realize that perhaps bluffing is the same as lying and that's, as you know, something I never want to do. Especially to you.

(Chloe seems to be sleeping, but is only pretending to)

Ella Lopez: Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry, is that German? 'Cause if it is, it's absolutely awful. Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker. Well, screamer, actually.

Ella Lopez: No, I'm saying that for now, we shouldn't let LVPD know that that's not Candy.

Chloe Decker: That was Trixie's school calling. Apparently, she's been using some very creative language today.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Do tell.

Chloe Decker: Well, she called her math homework a "cluster duck" and her teacher a "mother flunker."

Lucifer Morningstar: Did she not call anyone a "sock sucker"? What? It's just someone who sucks socks.

Chloe Decker: I can't believe you're teaching my daughter loophole swear words.

Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of her, I might add.

Dan Espinoza (talking to himself): How can I even eat this after what I've seen? Is someone trying to tell me something?

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if He is, don't let Him inside your head. Learn from my mistakes, Daniel.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): "Swear Jar"? You give your child money every time she swears? Oh, bravo, Detective.

Lucifer Morningstar: There was this, uh, soul that I used to torture back in Hell. And like a good masochist, he'd call the shots. "Burn me." "Freeze me." "Hurt me." So, I did. And this went on for centuries until one day, for some reason, he missed his daily punishment. And when I returned... he was crying. "Please, my king," he said. "Don't ever forget me again. I promise I'll be good." It was then that I realized he was so full of self-loathing, void of any self-respect, that no matter the depth of my cruelty, whatever miniscule attention I paid... gave meaning to his... pointless existence.

Amenadiel: Why are you telling me this?

Lucifer Morningstar: Because he reminds me of you. And you think I've changed? You... the former angel, powerless and pathetic, a disgraced failure with no better way to spend your days than yipping at my heels for scraps to remind you of a time of when you once mattered.

Quote from Lucifer 3x04 - Lucifer Morningstar (to Amenadiel): Release your inner Devil. Get laid. Play the piano. Punish evil. Just, whenever you're faced with a choice, ask yourself the question: WWLD? What Would Lucifer Do?

Lucifer Morningstar: Is it me, or did the most skilled torturer Hell's ever known just fluff that man's pillow?

Linda Martin: It's not you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Right. Then it's true. He broke my Maze.

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