Loki Laufeyson Quotes

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Sylvie: Do you think that what makes a Loki a Loki is the fact that we're destined to lose?

Loki: No. We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don't die. We survive.

Loki: Love is a dagger. (makes a dagger appear) It's a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful. Until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it... (the dagger disappears)

Sylvie: It isn't real. Love is an imaginary dagger.

Loki: Doesn't make sense, does it?

Sylvie: No. Terrible metaphor.

Loki: Damn. I thought I had something there.

Sylvie: You're drunk.

Loki: No, I'm just full. But bear in mind, I'm very full.

Loki (to Sylvie): You relax your way and I'll relax mine.

Loki (singing):

When she sings, she sings "come home"

When she sings, she sings "come home"

Loki: To Sylvie, everybody! (breaks the glass) Another!

Sylvie: Love is mischief, then.

Loki: No. Love is... uh, something I might have to have another drink to think about.

Sylvie: How about you? You're a prince. There must've been would-be-princesses or perhaps, another prince.

Loki: A bit of both. I suspect the same as you. But, nothing ever...

Sylvie: Real.

Loki: A pity the old woman chose to die, don't you think?

Sylvie: She was in love.

Loki: She hated him.

Sylvie: Maybe love is hate.

Loki: You can trust me. I understand I have to earn that, so, I will.

Mobius: Why is it the people you can't trust are always saying, "Trust me"?

Mobius: Do you have candy on Asgard?

Loki: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.

Mobius: No wonder you're so bitter.

Loki: No one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.

Loki (about a jet ski magazine): Why do you have that?

Mobius: Because they're awesome.

Loki: I suppose they are.

Mobius: Yeah. You know, some things... Actually, most things in history are kinda dumb, and everything gets ruined eventually. But... in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function, which we call the jet ski, and a reasonable man cannot differ.

Loki: You ever been on one?

Mobius: No... No. I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline, that would create a branch for sure.

Loki: It'd be fun, though.

Mobius: Yeah, it'd be really fun.

Loki (to Mobius): Look, you don't trust me, you can trust one thing. I love to be right.

Loki: You remind me of them. The Time Variance Authority and the gods of Asgard, one and the same. Drunk with power, blinded to the truth. Those you underestimate will devour you. You underestimate me, just as you underestimate this lesser Loki. Which is why, you walk into one wolf's mouth after another.

Loki: We have a saying in Asgard, "Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near." It means to be aware of your surroundings. Which is absurd, because my people are, by nature, gullible fools. A trait that I, the God of Mischief, exploited time and time again simply by listening. My teeth were sharp, but my ears even sharper.

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