Ian Gallagher: You're not trying to look at my d*ck, are you?
Jimmy/Steve: No, no, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about your d*ck... in my dad's mouth. I'm not.
Ian Gallagher: Good, then don't.
Jimmy/Steve: Yep. Not.
Carl Gallagher: Ian's d*ck was in your dad's mouth?
Jimmy/Steve: It's a figure of speech. It's like saying, "none of your business."
Ian Gallagher: You're visiting a Milkovich sister nobody's ever heard of in Milwaukee?
Lip Gallagher: Uh, correct.
Ian Gallagher: And you're gonna do what?
Lip Gallagher: We are going to evaluate her well-being and, if need be, rescue her.
Ian Gallagher: You mean kidnap?
Lip Gallagher: Provide transport to a safer haven.
Ian Gallagher: Kidnap.
Lip Gallagher: Rescue.
Ian Gallagher: Bad idea.
Lip Gallagher: Look, a kid's in trouble, we're gonna help.
Ian Gallagher: Crossing state lines to bring a minor back to the Milkovich house of horror seems more like abuse.
Monica Gallagher: Me and Bob used to come here. It's a great mix of gay, lesbian, bi and cool breeders.
Ian Gallagher: It's, uh, a little weird being "out" with you.
Monica Gallagher: No shame, baby. See? But don't even think about coming out at school. Somebody in that neighborhood will knife you, for sure.
Ian Gallagher: Linda, I just got your message. What's up?
(Linda punches Ian)
Linda: That's for screwing my husband!
Kash: What are you gonna tell the kids?
Linda: I'm not.
Kash: What about my mom?
Linda: You b*stard! What about me?
Kash: Do you want me to go?
Linda: Wh... Where does that leave me? Starting over? I'm a white Muslim.
Ian Gallagher: I didn't do anything to Mandy.
Lip Gallagher: I know that, Ian, but her brothers think you did.
Ian Gallagher: I mean, she tried to rape me, and I pushed her off, and now she's mad.
Lip Gallagher: Well, you're probably the first guy in her life who hasn't tried to jump her.
Ian Gallagher: She started screaming and crying.
Lip Gallagher: Maybe you should throw it in her, you know? She'll call her brothers off.
Ian Gallagher: Yeah, yeah, and maybe, uh, you should throw it in Kash, right?
Lip Gallagher: Why, is he asking about me?
Ian Gallagher: Yeah, he's trying to go through all the Gallagher brothers.
Lip Gallagher: Cool.