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Carl Gallagher: Who beat you up again?

Ian Gallagher: No one. It's ROTC, practicing hand-to-hand.

Carl Gallagher: Marines still fight with their fists?

Ian Gallagher: In certain situations, yes.

Carl Gallagher: Then what's the point of building nukes?

Fiona Gallagher: Gross national product.

Quote from Shameless 3x05 | Mickey Milkovich: I don't know what you see in that geriatric viagroid. Ian Gallagher: He buys me stuff, orders me room service. He isn't afraid to kiss me.

Ian Gallagher: You're not trying to look at my d*ck, are you?

Jimmy/Steve: No, no, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about your d*ck... in my dad's mouth. I'm not.

Ian Gallagher: Good, then don't.

Jimmy/Steve: Yep. Not.

Carl Gallagher: Ian's d*ck was in your dad's mouth?

Jimmy/Steve: It's a figure of speech. It's like saying, "none of your business."

Ian Gallagher: You're visiting a Milkovich sister nobody's ever heard of in Milwaukee?

Lip Gallagher: Uh, correct.

Ian Gallagher: And you're gonna do what?

Lip Gallagher: We are going to evaluate her well-being and, if need be, rescue her.

Ian Gallagher: You mean kidnap?

Lip Gallagher: Provide transport to a safer haven.

Ian Gallagher: Kidnap.

Lip Gallagher: Rescue.

Ian Gallagher: Bad idea.

Lip Gallagher: Look, a kid's in trouble, we're gonna help.

Ian Gallagher: Crossing state lines to bring a minor back to the Milkovich house of horror seems more like abuse.

Quote from Shameless 3x02 | Ian Gallagher: How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with likes you? Mandy Milkovich: You like him? Ian Gallagher: Uh-huh, but I think he hates me. Mandy Milkovich: Ask him. Ian Gallagher: Doesn't want to talk about it. Mandy Milkovich: No guy ever does. Ian Gallagher: How do I know, then? Mandy Milkovich: Does he get that look in his eye when he's with you? Ian Gallagher: What look? Mandy Milkovich: You'll know when you see it. (Later when he's with Mickey...) Mickey Milkovich: The f**k are you looking at? Ian Gallagher: Nothing.

Monica Gallagher: Me and Bob used to come here. It's a great mix of gay, lesbian, bi and cool breeders.

Ian Gallagher: It's, uh, a little weird being "out" with you.

Monica Gallagher: No shame, baby. See? But don't even think about coming out at school. Somebody in that neighborhood will knife you, for sure.

Quote from Shameless 2x08 | (Frank finds Ian and Mickey in the storage room... 😉 ) Frank Gallagher: Hello, boys. The front door was locked, so I came in the back... no pun intended. You might want to check the locks. (Goes to shop as usual) Um, I see that you're preoccupied, so why don't we put this little loan on my tab? As you were, sailors.

Mandy Milkovich: You know, you didn't have to come with me.

Ian Gallagher: Bad neighborhood.

Mandy Milkovich: We live in a bad neighborhood.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, but we're related to the bad people in our bad neighborhood.

(Lip leaves to see Karen...)

Mandy Milkovich: Karen Jackson? After that thing with your dad?

Lip Gallagher: I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case.

Quote from Shameless 1x10 | Ian Gallagher: I, I miss you. Mickey Milkovich: You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head. Take your hand off the glass. Ian Gallagher: Oh.

Ian Gallagher: Linda, I just got your message. What's up?

(Linda punches Ian)

Linda: That's for screwing my husband!

Kash: What are you gonna tell the kids?

Linda: I'm not.

Kash: What about my mom?

Linda: You b*stard! What about me?

Kash: Do you want me to go?

Linda: Wh... Where does that leave me? Starting over? I'm a white Muslim.

Quote from Shameless 1x06 | Fiona Gallagher: Carl, we're serious. The stakes are really, really high. We love you, and we need you in this family. In this house. You need to stop biting and punching and hurting people. Carl Gallagher: Well, how else do I make them cry? Lip Gallagher: Gossip and slander. Steve: You know, when I get really angry, I usually just count to ten. Lip Gallagher: Hey, little man, tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna get you some pads and some skates. Get you out on the ice. You can take your frustrations out with a hockey stick. Ian Gallagher: Yeah. You can come to karate with me. Remember when I broke Kyle Boozlee's leg? It took three pins to put it back together, huh? Debbie Gallagher: You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated, sanctioned violence for children.

Ian Gallagher: I didn't do anything to Mandy.

Lip Gallagher: I know that, Ian, but her brothers think you did.

Ian Gallagher: I mean, she tried to rape me, and I pushed her off, and now she's mad.

Lip Gallagher: Well, you're probably the first guy in her life who hasn't tried to jump her.

Ian Gallagher: She started screaming and crying.

Lip Gallagher: Maybe you should throw it in her, you know? She'll call her brothers off.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, yeah, and maybe, uh, you should throw it in Kash, right?

Lip Gallagher: Why, is he asking about me?

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, he's trying to go through all the Gallagher brothers.

Lip Gallagher: Cool.

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