20+ Best 'Daisy Johnson' Quotes from the Marvel Universe

Skye: You know, I never gave you enough credit for this whole Zen warrior thing. But I got to admit, it’d be nice to feel nothing right now.
Melinda May: You think I don’t feel anything?
Skye: Look at you. You’re a statue. And you and Ward had a thing. So if anyone should be furious…
Melinda May: I am. I’m furious. But I’m sure as hell not gonna waste it on a tantrum. I’m gonna mine it. Save it. And when we find Ward, I’m gonna use every bit of it to take him down.
Skye: Wish I knew how to use that hate-fu.
Melinda May: I’m up most mornings at 5:00.

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Skye: It’s got to be so hard, living a double life like that. Getting close to people only to turn on them. I don’t know how Garrett did it.
Grant Ward: Garrett?
Skye: Think about all that time he spent as your S.O., getting to know you, being your mentor, only to lie to your face, betray you like that.
Grant Ward: It was difficult to accept. But, thankfully, that’s over.
Skye: Because you took care of him.
Grant Ward: Can we not discuss this right now?
Skye: If you had one more moment, before you shot him in the back of the head so heroically, if he was sitting right here, and you could say anything you want, what would you say?
Grant Ward: Skye!
Skye: Would you say he’s disgusting? Would you tell him he’s a disgusting, backstabbing traitor? Or to rot in hell?

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Eric Koenig: You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?
Melinda May: Machete.
Antoine Triplett: A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.
Leo Fitz: How big is the box?
Eric Koenig: Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What’s in that box?
Leo Fitz: Simmons.
Jemma Simmons: That’s a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.

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Quote from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1x19 | Eric Koenig: You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box? Melinda May: Machete. Antoine Triplett: A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island. Leo Fitz: How big is the box? Eric Koenig: Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box? Leo Fitz: Simmons. Jemma Simmons: That's a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.

Skye: When I see you next, who are you gonna be? You got a clean slate. You can be anyone you want.
Grant Ward: I don’t know. Maybe Tom Brady. I always wanted to play quarterback.
Skye: And date supermodels. You are so predictable.
Grant Ward: No, I mean the guy seems to have things pretty worked out.
Skye: Be careful.
Grant Ward: You, too.
John Garrett: Tom Brady? You hate the Patriots.
Grant Ward: The Agent Grant Ward she knows doesn’t.
John Garrett (laughs): Yeah, that straight version of you is something else. I don’t even think Romanoff could pull that one.

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Phil Coulson: How we doing on supplies?
Jemma Simmons: We’re well-stocked up on medical, but I’m afraid our food rations will only last a couple of days at best.
Phil Coulson: Perfect.
Antoine Triplett: Bad news.
Phil Coulson: No kidding.
Antoine Triplett: Fuel line’s busted. We’re leaking.
Phil Coulson: Can we fix it?
Antoine Triplett: Sure, as soon as we touch down.
Phil Coulson: Awesome. Skye, please, tell me something good.
Skye: We have Internet.
Phil Coulson: Yay. And, boy, have I lowered my expectations.

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(Coulson is speaking with Glenn Talbot on a video call…)
Glenn Talbot: I’m sending in a peacekeeping force. They’re gonna take control.
Phil Coulson: Understood. What should I tell my men to expect?
Glenn Talbot: We just wanna ask a few questions. Get the lay of the land. Everything checks out, you and your boys can be on your merry.
Phil Coulson: Sounds good.
(The video call disconnects…)
Phil Coulson: This doesn’t sound good.
Skye: He’s lying definitely for sure.

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Grant Ward: Look, I know I’m not that guy. I’m too locked down, too boring, but…
Skye: When we make it out of this, yes, let’s have a drink. (kisses Ward) You said you might die, so, what the hell?
Grant Ward: Lock the door behind me.
(Ward takes down more than 10 agents outside the room and comes back…)
Skye: Hey. You should really look up the word “boring” in a dictionary.

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(Fitz enters the room with shaving cream on his hand and face…)
Leo Fitz: It’s not funny. I was sleeping peacefully. Very clever, Simmons.
Jemma Simmons: I didn’t do it.
Leo Fitz: Well, Ward. I don’t appreciate…
Grant Ward: Don’t look at me!
Leo Fitz: Okay, well, Skye.
Skye: No.
Leo Fitz: Well, who then? Look, the bunks should be off limits, okay? Don’t laugh! Because I know it was one of you.
(May is listening to the conversation from the cockpit, smiling…)

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Quote from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1x09 | (Fitz enters the room with shaving cream on his hand and face...) Leo Fitz: It's not funny. I was sleeping peacefully. Very clever, Simmons. Jemma Simmons: I didn't do it. Leo Fitz: Well, Ward. I don't appreciate... Grant Ward: Don't look at me! Leo Fitz: Okay, well, Skye. Skye: No. Leo Fitz: Well, who then? Look, the bunks should be off limits, okay? Don't laugh! Because I know it was one of you. (May is listening to the conversation from the cockpit, smiling...)

Phil Coulson: This is a delicate situation. We don’t know what kind of danger this woman poses, so I’ll make initial contact with Agents Ward and May.
Skye: It’s a delicate situation, so you’re bringing along Warm and Fuzzy?

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Phil Coulson: You know, it’d be nice if, for once, Thor and his people sent down the god of cleaning-up-after-yourself. He’d probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing.
Skye: I just wish they’d left their alien ship behind.
Melinda May: So we can clean that up, too?
Skye (to May): So we could go inside. Take a peek under the hood, maybe take it for a spin. Come on, you’re telling me piloting an alien ship isn’t on your bucket list?
Phil Coulson: I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn’t mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.
Phil Coulson: Sure, he’s handsome, but…
Melinda May: No. He’s dreamy.

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Skye: I wanted to know more about Ward and Fitz’s mission. Simmons is seriously starting to unravel without Fitz.
Phil Coulson: I know it’s hard to hear, but you don’t have the clearance.
Skye: But I have eyes. I saw six squads in full tactical gear, three crates of RPGs, and a full crew of analysts heading into operations. Are you really telling me that has nothing to do with Ward and Fitz’s mission? If I’m right, give me a signal by not saying anything.
Phil Coulson: Trust the system.
(Back at the plane…)
Phil Coulson (to May): You know, I like this plane. I like the way we do things here. Everyone’s on the same page, no red tape. So far, it’s working for us. Most of us. And maybe I’m getting soft, but I don’t like keeping things from our team. If you knew… No, you’re right. Level 8. But… I know. Trust the system. May? Thanks.

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Grant Ward: There’s scorch marks all over that tree. Lucky the whole forest didn’t burn down.
Skye: I don’t get it. Seems to me like this electroshock thingy was some freak lightning strike. I mean, why call us? What’s the big… (chuckls when she sees a dead man floating in the air) Oh. Never mind.
Jemma Simmons: So sad a man died this way. And yet, so amazing.

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(The team immitates Ward by making a deep voice…)
Leo Fitz: “I’m Agent Grant Ward, and I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards, as long as it’s not windy.”
Jemma Simmons: “I’m Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky. Blindfolded.”
Skye (laughing): That is dead on.
(Later…)
Jemma Simmons: Well, I suppose now’s as good a time as any to tell you that I may have misled you earlier. You see, when I gave you back the Night-Night pistol, I lied. It’s still an ounce off.
Grant Ward: I know.
Jemma Simmons: You do?
Grant Ward: Of course. After all, (speaks in deep voice): “I’m Agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on and saved your life!”
Jemma Simmons: Actually, that’s not quite it. It’s a bit more nasally than that.

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Quote from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1x06 | (The team immitates Ward by making a deep voice...) Leo Fitz: "I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards, as long as it's not windy." Jemma Simmons: "I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky. Blindfolded." Skye (laughing): That is dead on. (Later...) Jemma Simmons: Well, I suppose now's as good a time as any to tell you that I may have misled you earlier. You see, when I gave you back the Night-Night pistol, I lied. It's still an ounce off. Grant Ward: I know. Jemma Simmons: You do? Grant Ward: Of course. After all, (speaks in deep voice): "I'm Agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on and saved your life!" Jemma Simmons: Actually, that's not quite it. It's a bit more nasally than that.

Grant Ward: I got to give Coulson credit. I would have never pegged an ex-Rising Tide hacker as a good fit, but… you’re picking things up pretty fast.
Skye: Did you just give me a compliment?
Grant Ward: I… no, I made a comment.
Skye: A kind one. Did it physically hurt to do that? Do you need an ice pack? (Ward smiles) Wow. A compliment and a smile.
Grant Ward: Comment.
Skye: I don’t want to ruin the moment, but I’m gonna have to respond with… G4. Say it, Ward. Say it.
Grant Ward: You sank my battleship.
Skye: Yes!

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Grant Ward: Every decision you make from here on out has consequences. So be warned… the kiddie gloves are off.
Skye: G7
Grant Ward: Hit.
Skye: Yes! Ha!

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Daisy Johnson Quotes

Daisy Johnson is a character from the Marvel Universe