Chandler Bing Quotes

Joey Tribbiani: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?

Chandler Bing: Well, I like both eggs equally.

Joey Tribbiani: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two kinds of eggs equally. You like one better, and I wanna know which.

Chandler Bing: What’s the difference? Your eggs aren’t here anymore. You took your eggs, and you left! Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?

Joey Tribbiani: I’m always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent… or because of, you know, the little general.

Chandler Bing: Didn’t you used to call it the little major?

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.