Bronn Quotes

Bronn: The little king’s backed up. Clogged from balls to brains.

Tyrion Lannister: You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?

Bronn: There’s no cure for being a c*nt. But the boy’s at that age. And he’s got nothing to do all day but pick wings off flies. Couldn’t hurt to get some of the poison out.

Tyrion Lannister: If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still at her mother’s breast, would you do it without question?

Bronn: Without question? No. I’d ask, “how much?”

Tyrion Lannister: The Eyrie. They say it’s impregnable.

Bronn: Give me 10 good men and some climbing spikes… I’ll impregnate the b*tch.

Tyrion Lannister: I like you.

Bronn: Your first? You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight.

Tyrion Lannister (looking at Catelyn): I’m willing if she is.