Bronn: Two knights, off to rescue a princess. Sounds like a good song to me.
Jaime Lannister: Sounds like all the rest. What about you? What sh*t way would you choose?
Bronn: In my own keep, drinking my own wine, watching my son grovel for my fortune.
Jaime Lannister: How disappointing. I thought you'd have something more exciting planned.
Bronn: I've had an exciting life. I want my death to be boring. How do you want to go?
Jaime Lannister: In the arms of the woman I love.
Bronn: The Dornish are crazy. All they want to do is fight and f*ck, f*ck and fight.
Jaime Lannister: You should be happy to go back.
Bronn: There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for f*cking. And there's nothing like a f*ck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight. It's how the two work together. And we're gonna do a lot of fighting, I am sure. Well, I am. But I don't imagine we'll get to stick around for the rest.
Bronn: Aye, I'm your friend. And when have you ever risked your life for me? I like you, pampered little sh*t that you are. I just like myself more.
Tyrion Lannister: I understand.
Bronn: I'm sorry it has to be this way.
Tyrion Lannister: Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil b*stard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.
Bronn: We had some good days together.
Tyrion Lannister: Yes, we did.