Bronn Quotes

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Bronn: Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world.

Tyene Sand: Thank you.

Bronn: I said Dornish women. I didn't say you.

Tyene Sand: I'm not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?

Bronn: Two knights, off to rescue a princess. Sounds like a good song to me.

Jaime Lannister: Sounds like all the rest. What about you? What sh*t way would you choose?

Bronn: In my own keep, drinking my own wine, watching my son grovel for my fortune.

Jaime Lannister: How disappointing. I thought you'd have something more exciting planned.

Bronn: I've had an exciting life. I want my death to be boring. How do you want to go?

Jaime Lannister: In the arms of the woman I love.

Bronn: Well... if you ever see the wee f*cker, give him my regards.

Jaime Lannister: He murdered my father. If I ever see him, I'll split him in two. And then I'll give him your regards.

Bronn: The Dornish are crazy. All they want to do is fight and f*ck, f*ck and fight.

Jaime Lannister: You should be happy to go back.

Bronn: There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for f*cking. And there's nothing like a f*ck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight. It's how the two work together. And we're gonna do a lot of fighting, I am sure. Well, I am. But I don't imagine we'll get to stick around for the rest.

Bronn: Aye, I'm your friend. And when have you ever risked your life for me? I like you, pampered little sh*t that you are. I just like myself more.

Tyrion Lannister: I understand.

Bronn: I'm sorry it has to be this way.

Tyrion Lannister: Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil b*stard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.

Bronn: We had some good days together.

Tyrion Lannister: Yes, we did.

Bronn: You once said if anyone ever asked me to sell you out, you'd double their price.

Tyrion Lannister: Is it two wives you want or two castles?

Bronn: One of each will do. But if you want me to kill the Mountain for you, it'd better be a damn big castle.

Bronn (to Jaime about Tyrion): He named you for his champion because he knew you would ride day and night to come fight for him. You gonna fight for him now?

Bronn: You learned to fight like a good little boy. I'll bet that thrust through the Mad King's back was pretty as a picture. You want to fight pretty or you want to win?

Jaime Lannister: You talk to my brother this way?

Bronn: All the time. He got used to it.

Tyrion Lannister: Oh, it was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year.

Bronn: He's a squire. You don't pay him.

Tyrion Lannister: Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year.

Podrick Payne: Ser Bronn. Ser Bronn.

Bronn: I didn't hear that.

Podrick Payne: Apologies, ser.

Bronn: Back away. Keep backing away till you're outside this establishment. Then back away some more.

Citizen of King's Landing: A dancing king, prancing down his bloodstained halls to the tune of a twisted demon monkey.

Tyrion Lannister: You have to admire his imagination.

Bronn: He's talking about you.

Tyrion Lannister: What? Demon monkey?

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