Battle Droids Quotes

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B1 Droid: Another base for the Bedlam Raiders. We're unstoppable! Those other droids here are such chumps. They do whatever we say. Suckers. You'll never catch me taking orders like that. No way. Not me. U-u-unless it was Rayvis. In which case, well... Obviously. I'd sooner be broken down for scrap then get pushed around by anyone else!

B1 Droid #1: Checkpoint secure. That was soooo easy.

B1 Droid #2: That's because there's nothing here, you dolt.

B2 Droid #1: You are subordinate to me.

B2 Droid #2: No. I am model 388.

B2 Droid #1: Yes. Your model number is lower. You are subordinate.

B2 Droid #2: No. My model number is earlier, meaning I am superior.

B2 Droid #1: That is not how number work.

Bode Akuna: Were those droids arguing?

Cal Kestis: It happens more than you'd think.

Bode Akuna: No wonder they lost.

B1 Droid: Take a look at that view! Is that a giant crater? Wow. I got it so easy: guard the cliff, crush the locals, look at the scenery. Nobody is getting past me. Not without a blaster hole in 'em. I wonder if I'll get promoted for doing such a good job? Then I'll get other droids to guard the cliff. Oh. But then I won't see the scenery. Hmm. Now that's a dilemma...

(Cal destroys the droid...)

Cal Kestis: Dilemma solved. Oh, they were right: What a view!

(Battle Droids get reactivated...)

Battle Droid 1: Huh? What's happening?

Battle Droid 2: I don't know. Did we win?

Anakin Skywalker: I have come to surrender.

Battle Droid: Surrender? That's a relief.

Battle Droid: Sir, we need to get our power recharged.

General Grievous: Not this again. How could your power cells be so depleted?

Battle Droid: You would not let us ride on one of those creatures with you, sir. If you would allow us to close down for a few... (Grievous slashes him in half)

General Grievous: Any more complaints?

Battle Droids: No. Nope. No. No. I don't think so.

General Grievous: That's what I thought. Now, let's find that pod.

Battle Droid: Yikes.

Cad Bane: The rest of you, stay here and defend the bridge.

Battle Droid: We're defending the bridge alone?

Another Battle Droid: Against the Jedi? I hate this job.

Battle Droid1: Look, Jedi.

Battle Droid2: Fire!

Battle Droid3: No, wait.

(Battle Droid1&2 fire, Anakin and Obi-wan deflect their shots back at them)

Battle Droid3: I knew that was a bad idea.

Battle Droid Commander: What a terrible shot.

Battle Droid: Ah well, it’s my programming.

Battle Droids are characters from Star Wars Universe

Star Wars Quotes

Star Wars Quotes

You can find Battle Droids in the prequel movies. They also appear in the TV series The Clone Wars.


Battle Droids mentioned on this page is all about the funny comments B1 Battle Droid say. These battle droids were used by the separatist army during the Clone Wars.


Battle Droids are voiced by the actor Matthew Russell Wood.

Above you’ll find the best quotes, dialogues and phrases by Battle Droids. The quotes there are sorted from the latest added.

Top 7 Most Iconic Quotes by Battle Droids from Star Wars

The pick of the top 7 famous one-liners ever said by Battle Droids:

  1. “Get back here, Sergeant.” (to another battle droid that fell off a cliff, Star Wars: The Clone Wars – 2008 movie)
  2. “Ah well, it’s my programming.” (when another battle droid criticized his aim, Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Ep. 1×01)
  3. “Inspection? Negative, negative. We do not require an inspection. Everything is fine here. Thank you.” (pretending to be a clone, Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Ep. 1×05)
  4. “Those 631 ‘s are not the brightest lights on the ship.” (after another droid drops something, Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Ep. 1×07)
  5. “Yup, this is about the worst job in the droid army. Eh, eh, eh… what? And it just went into overtime. Huh? Oh, ohhh…” (cleaning a cell floor when Obi-Wan closes the door at him, Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Ep. 1×20)
  6. “Don’t shoot! I’m not the Commander. He’s the Commander!” (the droid gets shot down) Guess I’m the Commander now. (Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Ep. 2×02)
  7. “Surrender? That’s a relief.” (to Anakin when he says he’s surrendering, Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Ep. 7×09)

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