10+ Funny 'Battle Droid' Quotes from Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker: I have come to surrender.

Battle Droid: Surrender? That's a relief.

19.4.2020 Surrender? That’s a relief.

Battle Droid: Sir, we need to get our power recharged.

General Grievous: Not this again. How could your power cells be so depleted?

Battle Droid: You would not let us ride on one of those creatures with you, sir. If you would allow us to close down for a few... (Grievous slashes him in half)

General Grievous: Any more complaints?

Battle Droids: No. Nope. No. No. I don't think so.

General Grievous: That's what I thought. Now, let's find that pod.

Battle Droid: Yikes.

6.4.2019 Sir, we need to get our power recharged.

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2x02 - (Anakin shows up) Battle Droid 1: You said we'd be safe back here. Battle Droid 2: Come on. There's three of us and only one of him. Battle Droid 3: It won't matter.

20.7.2018 There’s three of us and only one of him.

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2x02 - Battle Droid: Don't shoot! I'm not the Commander. He's the Commander! Guess I'm the Commander now.

20.7.2018 Guess I’m the Commander now.

Cad Bane: The rest of you, stay here and defend the bridge.

Battle Droid: We're defending the bridge alone?

Another Battle Droid: Against the Jedi? I hate this job.

20.7.2018 Against the Jedi? I hate this job.

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1x20 - Battle Droid: Yup, this is about the worst job in the droid army. Eh, eh, eh... what? And it just went into overtime. Huh? Oh, ohhh... (Droid is scrubbing floor in a cell when Obi-Wan comes and closes the cell door)

18.6.2017 This is about the worst job in the droid army.

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1x07 - Battle Droid1: Take this upstairs and be sure not to drop it. Battle Droid2: Whoa! Ow! Battle Droid1: Those 631 's are not the brightest lights on the ship.

12.6.2017 Those 631 ‘s are not the brightest lights on the ship.

Battle Droid1: Look, Jedi.

Battle Droid2: Fire!

Battle Droid3: No, wait.

(Battle Droid1&2 fire, Anakin and Obi-wan deflect their shots back at them)

Battle Droid3: I knew that was a bad idea.

10.6.2017 I knew that was a bad idea.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Quote from 1x04 - Battle Droid 1: It sounded like a ship docking at one of the emergency airlocks. Battle Droid 2: Your circuits are loose. No one's crazy enough to do that. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is not flying. Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick. Battle Droid 1: I knew it! It's them!

10.6.2017 Anakin, you’re crazy. Spinning is not flying.

Battle Droid Commander: What a terrible shot.

Battle Droid: Ah well, it’s my programming.

10.6.2017 Ah well, it’s my programming.

Battle droid: I can’t see them.

Command Battle Droid: Where’d they go?

Battle droid: (leans and falls down the cliff) Oh, my God!

Command Battle Droid: Get back here, Sergeant.

30.5.2017 Get back here, Sergeant.

Command Battle Droid: Concentrate fire on Sector 11374265!

Battle droid: 1137… What was that again?

Command Battle Droid: Just fire right there! (points down)

30.5.2017 Just fire right there!

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