10+ Funny 'Battle Droids' Quotes from Star Wars Universe

B1 Droid: Another base for the Bedlam Raiders. We're unstoppable! Those other droids here are such chumps. They do whatever we say. Suckers. You'll never catch me taking orders like that. No way. Not me. U-u-unless it was Rayvis. In which case, well... Obviously. I'd sooner be broken down for scrap then get pushed around by anyone else!

B1 Droid #1: Checkpoint secure. That was soooo easy.

B1 Droid #2: That's because there's nothing here, you dolt.

B2 Droid #1: You are subordinate to me.

B2 Droid #2: No. I am model 388.

B2 Droid #1: Yes. Your model number is lower. You are subordinate.

B2 Droid #2: No. My model number is earlier, meaning I am superior.

B2 Droid #1: That is not how number work.

Bode Akuna: Were those droids arguing?

Cal Kestis: It happens more than you'd think.

Bode Akuna: No wonder they lost.

B1 Droid: Take a look at that view! Is that a giant crater? Wow. I got it so easy: guard the cliff, crush the locals, look at the scenery. Nobody is getting past me. Not without a blaster hole in 'em. I wonder if I'll get promoted for doing such a good job? Then I'll get other droids to guard the cliff. Oh. But then I won't see the scenery. Hmm. Now that's a dilemma...

(Cal destroys the droid...)

Cal Kestis: Dilemma solved. Oh, they were right: What a view!

(Battle Droids get reactivated...)

Battle Droid 1: Huh? What's happening?

Battle Droid 2: I don't know. Did we win?

Anakin Skywalker: I have come to surrender.

Battle Droid: Surrender? That's a relief.

Battle Droid: Sir, we need to get our power recharged.

General Grievous: Not this again. How could your power cells be so depleted?

Battle Droid: You would not let us ride on one of those creatures with you, sir. If you would allow us to close down for a few... (Grievous slashes him in half)

General Grievous: Any more complaints?

Battle Droids: No. Nope. No. No. I don't think so.

General Grievous: That's what I thought. Now, let's find that pod.

Battle Droid: Yikes.

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2x02 - (Anakin shows up) Battle Droid 1: You said we'd be safe back here. Battle Droid 2: Come on. There's three of us and only one of him. Battle Droid 3: It won't matter.

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2x02 - Battle Droid: Don't shoot! I'm not the Commander. He's the Commander! Guess I'm the Commander now.

Cad Bane: The rest of you, stay here and defend the bridge.

Battle Droid: We're defending the bridge alone?

Another Battle Droid: Against the Jedi? I hate this job.

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1x20 - Battle Droid: Yup, this is about the worst job in the droid army. Eh, eh, eh... what? And it just went into overtime. Huh? Oh, ohhh... (Droid is scrubbing floor in a cell when Obi-Wan comes and closes the cell door)

Quote from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1x07 - Battle Droid1: Take this upstairs and be sure not to drop it. Battle Droid2: Whoa! Ow! Battle Droid1: Those 631 's are not the brightest lights on the ship.

Battle Droid1: Look, Jedi.

Battle Droid2: Fire!

Battle Droid3: No, wait.

(Battle Droid1&2 fire, Anakin and Obi-wan deflect their shots back at them)

Battle Droid3: I knew that was a bad idea.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Quote from 1x04 - Battle Droid 1: It sounded like a ship docking at one of the emergency airlocks. Battle Droid 2: Your circuits are loose. No one's crazy enough to do that. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is not flying. Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick. Battle Droid 1: I knew it! It's them!

Battle Droid Commander: What a terrible shot.

Battle Droid: Ah well, it’s my programming.

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