The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon Salvatore: You're not going in the house.

Elena Gilbert: You can't stop me. It's Stefan we're talking about here. You don't understand.

Damon Salvatore: Oh, I understand, I understand. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong. I get it.

Elena Gilbert: Can you just not joke around for two seconds?

Damon Salvatore: I can't protect you, Elena. I don't know how many vampires are in there. That's how long (snaps his fingers) it takes to get your head ripped off. I have to get in and get out. I can't be distracted with your safety. Or this will end up a bloodbath that none of us walk away from... including Stefan. I know. I get it. I understand.

Elena Gilbert: So why did you bring me with you?

Damon Salvatore: Well, you're not the worst company in the world, Elena. You should give yourself more credit.

Elena Gilbert: Seriously?

Damon Salvatore: I don't know, you were there in the road... all damsel-in-distress-like. And I knew it would piss off Stefan. And you're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Elena Gilbert: How can you even eat, if technically you're supposed to be?

Damon Salvatore: Dead? It's not such a bad word. As long as I keep a healthy diet of blood in my system... my body functions pretty normally.