The Vampire Diaries Quotes

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Elena Gilbert: So how did you two meet?

Bree: Ha, ha. College.

Elena Gilbert (to Damon): You went to college?

Damon Salvatore: I've been on a college campus, yes.

(Elena crashes her car and Damon gets her out...)

Damon Salvatore: You okay? Can you stand? Is anything broken? Whoa, you're fading fast, Elena. Elena, look at me. Focus. Look at me. Okay.

Elena Gilbert: I look like her.

Damon Salvatore: What?

Elena Gilbert: You think that you brought all of this bad stuff into my life... but my life already had it. I was buried in it.

Stefan Salvatore: This is different.

Elena Gilbert: It doesn't make it any less painful.

Stefan Salvatore: I know that it's hard to understand... but I'm doing this for you.

Elena Gilbert: No. You don't get to make that decision for me. If you walk away, it's for you. Because I know what I want. Stefan, I love you.

Stefan Salvatore: Now, what do you want with Katherine's crystal?

Damon Salvatore: She didn't tell you?

Stefan Salvatore: We had other things on our mind.

Damon Salvatore: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.

Stefan Salvatore: Yeah. I've heard that before.

Damon Salvatore: I have a bigger surprise, Stefan. I'm gonna bring her back.

Stefan Salvatore: So, Stefan... you know, I've been thinking. I think we should start over. Give this brother thing another chance. We used to do it, oh, so well once upon a time.

Damon Salvatore: I don't, Damon. I can't trust you to be a nice guy. You kill everybody and you're so mean. You're so mean and... You're really hard to imitate and then I have to go to that lesser place.

Damon Salvatore: I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good. But I'm sorry. And to prove it, I'm not gonna feed on a human for at least a week. I'll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.

Stefan Salvatore: Because I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil and yet somehow it's worthy of humor.

Damon Salvatore: Are you mimicking me?

Stefan Salvatore: Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire-haters is off our back I can go back to my routine of "how can I destroy Stefan's life this week?"

Damon Salvatore: And I can go back to sulking and Elena longing and forehead brooding. This is fun. I like this.

Stefan Salvatore: And I will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.

Damon Salvatore: Yeah, I'm done. This is so like you, Damon. Always have to have the last word.

(After Damon kills Lexi...)

Damon Salvatore: Told you I'd take care of it. (Stefan attacks Damon) Come on, I did this for you, to get them off our trail.

Stefan Salvatore: You never do anything for anyone but yourself.

(Stefan stabs Damon in the stomach with a wooden stake)

Damon Salvatore: You missed.

Stefan Salvatore: No. You saved my life, I'm sparing yours. We're even. And now we're done.

Damon Salvatore: I have a diabolical master plan.

Lexi Branson: What is it?

Damon Salvatore: If I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, would it?

Caroline Forbes: Am I shallow?

Matt Donovan: Is that a trick question?

Caroline Forbes: I don't mean to be. Yeah, I wanna be deep. I wanna be, like, The Abyss deep.

Matt Donovan: No offense, Car, but deep's really not your scene.

Caroline Forbes: Well, it's true. I'm shallow. I am worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Matt Donovan: You're not a kiddie pool. You're not a kiddie pool.

Elena Gilbert: I'm scared.

Lexi Branson: But you're here. Because you're crazy about him. I get it, okay? I mean, what's not to love? Listen, take it from someone who has been around a long time. When it's real, you can't walk away.

Damon Salvatore: Stefan smiles. Alert the media.

Elena Gilbert: You haven't given him a lot of reasons to be happy lately.

Damon Salvatore: No, you're right. Poor Stefan. Persecuted throughout eternity by his depraved brother. Does it get tiring, being so righteous?

Elena Gilbert: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Damon Salvatore: Ouch. Well, consider this psychopath's feelings hurt.

Lexi Branson: Are you out of your freaking mind?

Stefan Salvatore: What are you talking about?

Lexi Branson: I just met Elena. (waves photo of Katherine in front of him) You have some serious explaining to do. You have some serious emotional damage.

Lexi Branson (to Stefan): Have you had sex yet? Sex always works. You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Elena Gilbert: Since when do you do homework?

Jeremy Gilbert: I gotta finish this. I'm way behind and I have a quiz tomorrow, so...

Elena Gilbert (to Jenna): What do you think? Alien?

Jenna Sommers: Some sort of replicant.

Jeremy Gilbert: He can hear you.

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