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Arkady (to Peter about Catherine): She may sit on your face but not on your throne.

Catherine: Here's to many more parties like this, because I am your Empress, whom you love and think is very fun.

Peter: Uh, but not as fun as me. Because I am known for being fun.

Catherine: Indeed, you are not known for much else.

Peter: In God's eyes, I am still the chosen.

Catherine: God cares for his people, so chose again.

Orlo's uncle: We are a poor people. The poorest.

Orlo: I know.

Orlo's uncle: Cash is good.

Orlo: Cash?

Orlo's uncle: Mm, cash. It lifts the spirits of our people. It lifts bread to their scabbed mouths.

Orlo's uncle: People are writing your story, you know?

Orlo: Really? Mm. It's not really a literate village.

Elizabeth: This amount of agitation is quite serious. It can cause the baby to explode in the womb. You must have a release.

Dr. Vinodel: Self-pleasure is allowed in pregnancy, but I would have to be standing by to watch.

Catherine: Is that essential?

Dr. Vinodel: Probably not as essential as I'm making it sound.

Archie: Empress, a word?

Catherine: All right. My word is no.

Marial: Ah, off to a good start. I forgot something in the State Room. If you'll excuse me before I have to make up what it is.

Sunduk: The Sultan has sent a gift for the baby. (horse toy is being brought out) We are aware of your love of horses.

Velementov: How dare you!

Marial: You rude piece of sh*t!

Catherine (laughs): Thank you so much. What an incredibly thoughtful gift.

Sunduk: It is good to see a German with a sense of humor.

(Peter throws darts at guards having apples on their heads, he misses and the dart ends up in guard's chest)

Peter: Well, if you flinch, it's going to screw up the trajectory! That one's your fault.

Guard: Apologies.

Marial (to Archie about Catherine): She is stubborn, yes, but she is also brilliant. If you found a way to work with her, she would listen in ways that Peter never did. You both love boring conversations, and even more boring books. You should get on well.

Peter (about pregnancy): It must be strange, a human creature inside you. Do you ever think, "What if he has a knife?" Hmm?

Catherine: I never do.

(Catherine is slaping herself...)

Marial: Oh! What are you doing?

Catherine: Reminding myself not to cry.

Marial: Pin a note to your dress. F**k.

(Catherine's speech at the coronation...)

Catherine: Fellow Russians, what is God? When I came here, I stood by a lake and I felt God come out of the Russian mountains and shake me, change me, so I knew what I was, who to love. Russia. I will not constrain love, for it is eternal in all of us, and yet the expression of it unique and individual. What God asks all of us is different. I believe who each person's God is can be as individual. So today, I announce my first proclamation. No more shall we be a one-church country. People are free to worship as Muslim, Hindu, Jew even, or even not at all. God would not constrain our hearts, and nor shall I do Him the insult of doing it. I will not constrain people's love for a deity, for it traps their hearts in fear and I will not lead a land such as this. We may also all have beards again because that seemed like a confusing and trivial rule.

Marial: The dress... turns out you were right.

Catherine: They looked at it and saw the future, Marial.

Marial: You mean they saw you.

Catherine: Exactly.

(Peter reads his speech to Catherine after the coronation...)

Peter: It is a strange thing to hand your crown to another, and yet I feel a peace in my heart knowing I'm handing it to one I love, the one I love who loves our great nation, despite being German. I have seen up close her wiseness and fierceness, and her naked body as it shimmers and glows like God put the sun inside her. I have also been inside her and we have made a Paul together and thus the future of Russia is assured. Give her your fear as you gave it me. F**k with her, you f**k with me.

Catherine: Strangely touching.

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