Theo Raeken: Someone who's willing to walk into the woods in the middle of the night to protect his friends. I don't have anyone like that...
Theo Raeken (about Liam): Why do I get the feeling this kid's tougher than he looks?
Stiles Stilinski: Only when we let him off his leash.
Stiles Stilinski (to Liam about Mason): He watched my dad blow up a Berserker with a land mine. I think the groundwork's been pretty thoroughly laid for acceptance.
Liam Dunbar (to Stiles): We just spent three hours watching this dude play video games in his bedroom. He better be out here covering up a mass murder.
Stiles Stilinski: Someone's not someone. And when I figure out who that someone really is, someone's in big trouble.
Malia Tate (to Stiles about Theo): I see why you're worried. He's really hot. He's got like great hair, perfect body. You should definetely feel threatened.
Malia Tate: How many tickets do you have?
Stiles Stilinski: None.
Malia Tate: How many would you have if your dad didn't get you out of them?
Stiles stilinski: Seventeen.
Sheriff Stilinski (to Stiles): Your best friend is a werewolf. You are dating a werecoyote. I still don't know what Kira's supposed to be. When the flying monkeys come soaring through this station, you will have my undivided attention.
Dr. Alan Deaton: I'm starting to wonder if the rules to our supernatural world aren't as rigid as I once thought. Maybe someone's trying to change those rules.
Natalie Martin: There's a theory that one of the biological functions of dreaming is to simulate threatening events. It's a way for our brain to rehearse dealing with them.
Scott McCall: I don't know who you are or what you thought you were going to do, but I'll give you a choice. You can stay and I'll break something else. Or you can run.