Supernatural Quotes

Sam Winchester: Dude, were you on my computer?

Dean Winchester: No.

Sam Winchester: Oh, really? Because it’s frozen now on, uh, bustyasianbeauties.com.

Security guard: Alrighty. You guys need anything else?

Sam Winchester: No, we’ll be in and out before you know it. Just a routine check.

Security guard: Okey-dokey.

Dean Winchester: I like him. He says okey-dokey

Sam Winchester: What if he’s the shifter?

Dean Winchester: Then we follow him home and put a silver bullet through his chest plate.

Dean Winchester: I mean, she wouldn’t be the first nut job in history… to kill in the name of religion, know what I mean?

Sam Winchester: No, but she’s the second in town to murder because an angel told them to. A little bit odd, don’t you think?

Dean Winchester: Odd, yes. Supernatural, maybe. But angels? I don’t think so.

Sam Winchester: Why not?

Dean Winchester: Because there’s no such thing, Sam.

Sam Winchester: Dean, there’s 10 times as much lore about angels… as there is about anything else we’ve hunted.

Dean Winchester: Hey, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns too. I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass.

Sam Winchester: Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?

Dean Winchester: That’s cute. I’m just saying, man, there’s some legends you just- You file under bull crap.

Dean Winchester: Did you bring quarters? (for the relaxation bed)

Sam Winchester: Dude, I’m not enabling your sick habit. You’re one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button… instead of the food button until it dies.

Dean Winchester: What are you talking about? I eat.

Sam Winchester: You were right. It wasn’t an angel. It was Gregory. I don’t know, Dean. I just, um… I wanted to believe… so badly I’d… It’s so damn hard to do this… what we do. All alone, you know. And there’s so much evil out in the world, Dean, I feel like I could drown in it. And when I think about my destiny, when I think about how I could end up…

Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, don’t worry about that, all right? I’m watching out for you.

Sam Winchester: Yeah, I know you are. But you’re just one person, Dean. And I needed to think there was something else watching too, you know? Some higher power. Some greater good. And that maybe…

Dean Winchester: Maybe what?

Sam Winchester: Maybe I could be saved. But, uh, you know, that just clouded my judgment. And you’re right. We gotta go with what we know, with what we can see… with what’s right there in front of our own two eyes.

(Dean chuckles)

Sam Winchester: What?

Dean Winchester: Nothing.

Sam Winchester: Dean, what?

Dean Winchester: Dude, you, like, full-on had a girl inside you for, like, a whole week. (Both are chuckling now…) That’s pretty naughty.

Dean Winchester: You know, she could be faking.

Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick.