Charlie Bradbury: Did you know dental floss works great on stitches? I only passed out twice and I’m pretty sure my wound is now minty fresh.
An angel: The Bobbies are fighting back. We need all hands. They’re surly. I repat, The Bobbies are surly.
Dean Winchester (to Rowena): What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, did I say nice girl, I meant evil skank.
Dean Winchester (to Sam): So even ghosts are online? … Oh yeah, sure Sammy, we’ll just kill the Internet. Wait, can we?
Dean Winchester (to Sam): This is unreal. Look at this, I got Italian, I got Chinese, server yourself fro-yo. College is better than Vegas.
Sam Winchester: Are you saying if you died and I drove your car, you’d kill me?
Dean Winchester: If you stunk her up with taquitos, probably.
Dean Winchester (to Sam): There was a Taylor Swift song on the bus that I hopped to the motel and I liked it, Sam. I liked it a lot.
Crowley (about Rowena): She was a horrible mother. Did I tell you the time she almost traded me for three pigs? Three! I was an attractive child. I could juggle. I was worth five pigs at least.
Dean Winchester (to Castiel): Some chick bolting on you is not an emergency. That’s every Friday night for Sam.