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Grover Underwood (to Percy): Monsters can't be avoided entirely. They're more common than you think. The trick is to spot them first before they spot you.

Percy Jackson: I wanna vote. Who thinks that we should all go get to breathe fresh air and buy our own snacks?

Annabeth Chase: There's no voting. Chips and sodas okay for you guys?

Percy Jackson: I don't think you should just get to decide we don't vote.

Annabeth Chase: I'm sorry to hear that.

Percy Jackson: Okay. I wanna vote on whether you get to decide we don't vote.

Annabeth Chase: Grover, please, can you help your... (Grover starts clapping a melody) friend?

Grover Underwood: I really don't wanna be a tiebreaker. I have a better idea. (starts singing...)

Oh, golly, the road's gettin' bumpy

'cause I got me some friends

who just can't get along

Oh, dear! When the team's gettin' grumpy

the trick to gettin' through it

is singin' this song-

Percy Jackson: Dude, what are you doing?

Grover Underwood: It's the consensus song. Verse two encourages us to say nice things about each other. You get a few rounds in and you'd be amazed at how disagreements just kind of... fade away.

Annabeth Chase: Chips and sodas okay for you guys?

Percy Jackson: Whatever.

Grover Underwood: Yes, please.

Annabeth Chase: Okay. (leaves)

Percy Jackson (to Grover): Our voting system's broken.

Percy Jackson: The most powerful being in the universe's best idea to save his daughter's life... was to turn her into a tree?

Annabeth Chase: She was the bravest demigod I ever knew. She fought valiantly, and she met a hero's fate.

Percy Jackson: She met a pinecone's fate.

Grover Underwood: So, who'd you choose to go with you?

Percy Jackson: You.

Grover Underwood: Funny. No, seriously, who'd you choose?

Percy Jackson: I chose you.

Grover Underwood: Why?

(Oracle: You shall be betrayed by the one who calls you friend, and fail to save what matters most in the end.)

Percy Jackson: I trust you. And... And, right now, nothing's more important than that.

Chiron: I have selected our most compelling candidates, from which you will choose two to join you on this quest and ensure that we succeed.

Percy Jackson: Annabeth.

Chiron: Customarily, one waits to at least hear a name or two before choosing. Are you sure you don't wanna hear more?

Percy Jackson: This thing, Zeus's master bolt, we need to get it back, right?

Chiron: Yes.

Percy Jackson: And it's gonna be hard to get, yes?

Chiron: Extraordinarily.

Percy Jackson: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed... you'd want someone who won't hesitate when they do it.

Percy Jackson: Flag's that way. It's not here.

Clarisse La Rue: We know. Yeah, glory's fine. Revenge is more fun.

Percy Jackson: I'm fine, thanks. But I appreciate you, you know, standing there silently. Listen, I--I get it. Okay. Y--You're better at this than me, but I need this to go well today. I can't really get into it, but I need my father to see it go well. So, if you're gonna expect me to know how to do something I don't know how to do... and I end up falling flat on my face, I--I can't really have that right now.

Annabeth Chase: You still don't get where you fit into all this, do you? Game on. (puts on her hat and disappears)

Percy Jackson: Wait, what?

Annabeth Chase: Gift from my mom. Don't worry, you'll do great.

Percy Jackson: Do great? Do what great?

Percy Jackson (praying to his mother): He isn't here. My father, he just... didn't show. I mean, ignoring me is one thing, but he doesn't get to ignore you. I'm gonna make him come down here. I'm gonna make him see me. I'm gonna make him see us both.

Luke Castellan: Our turn.

Percy Jackson: Our turn for what?

Luke Castellan: Burnt offerings. The gods like the smell, so it gets their attention before you say a prayer.

Percy Jackson: They like the smell of burnt mac & cheese?

Chris Rodriguez: They like the smell of begging.

Luke Castellan: You burn what you'll miss the most. Then they know you really mean what you're about to say, so they listen.

Percy Jackson: Is there a Greek god of disappointment? Maybe someone should ask him if he's missing a kid.

Chris Rodriguez: Oizys... but she's a goddess. And her whole thing isn't really disappointment, it's more like failure.

Luke Castellan: We're gonna find the thing that you're good at. I know it.

Chiron (to Percy): I know you feel powerless, but you're not. All will reveal itself in time.

Percy Jackson: I lost your pen-sword thingy. Hopefully, that wasn't your only one.

Chiron: Check your pocket.

Percy Jackson: No, I've--I lost it the other night, on the hill.

Chiron: Check your pocket. Unless you surrender it, it will always find its way back to you. Magical objects don't obey the physical laws of the ordinary world.

Chiron: Oh, Percy, this must be a lot for you to process.

Percy Jackson: Oh, no. It's--it's fine. I mean, you're a horse, my father won't talk to me unless I get him a drink. Well, this all seems totally normal and reasonable.

Chiron: Oh, no, no, no. No. Mr. D is not your father.

Dionysus: I could be.

Chiron: Yes, but are you?

Dionysus: Why must you ruin everything?

Chiron: Mr. D knows that Zeus has forbidden him from consuming alcohol. And that demigods are able to do things for gods that gods are forbidden to do for themselves. Mr. D was taking advantage of that. Hmm?

Percy Jackson: I think my dad may be around here somewhere. I don't know how to ask for him. I don't--I don't even know his name. But I think I should see him. I just... I think I really need that right now. Can you help me?

Dionysus: Actually... I think I can. Son.

Percy Jackson: Dad?

Dionysus: Yes, Peter.

Percy Jackson: It's Percy.

Dionysus: Exactly.

Sally Jackson: You're gonna need to be brave now. Remember what I taught you. Remember the stories I told you. Especially the stories, they will tell...

Percy Jackson: No.

Sally Jackson: ...you everything...

Percy Jackson: No way! Mom, I'm not leaving you!

Sally Jackson: Perseus! Listen to me. You... are not broken. You are singular. You're a miracle. And you are my son. Hold fast. Brave the storm. I love you.

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