Chandler Bing: Game’s over. I’m weak. I’ve gotta smoke. I’ve gotta have the smoke.(Chandler is leaving the apartment to have a smoke)Phoebe Buffay: If you never smoke again, I’ll give you $7000.Chandler Bing: Yeah, all right. (comes back) Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan)Monica Geller: You know.Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us?Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller: I’m really sorry. (about breaking up with him)Alan: Yeah. I mean, I’m sorry too. But I gotta tell you, I’m a little relieved.Monica Geller: Relieved?Alan: Yeah, well… I mean, I had a great time with you. I just can’t stand your friends. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Paula: Listen, if that’s how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him.Monica Geller: I know, it’s just gonna be really hard.Paula: Yeah, he’s a big boy. He’ll get over it.Monica Geller: No, he’ll be fine. It’s the other five I’m worried about. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Rachel Green: I should really get back to work.Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.Rachel Green: Oh. The hair comes out and the gloves come off.(Phoebe’s flaw = chewing her hair) Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Chandler Bing: So I have a flaw. (his flaw = smoking) Big deal. Like Joey’s constant knuckle-cracking isn’t annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word. And Monica, with that snort when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing? I accept all those flaws. Why can’t you accept me for this? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: A thumb? (in her soda can)All five: Ew.Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know. I opened it up and there it was… just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker.Chandler Bing: Maybe it’s a contest, you know’? Like “Collect all five.” Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, Lizzy.Lizzy (homeless woman): Hey, Weird Girl.Phoebe Buffay: I brought you alphabet soup.Lizzy: Did you pick out the vowels?Phoebe Buffay: Yes, but I left in the Y’s. Because, you know, “Sometimes Y.” Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: “Dear Ms. Buffay: Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account $500. We’re sorry for the inconvenience… and hope you’ll accept this football phone… as our free gift.” Do you believe this? Now I have $1000 and a football phone.Rachel Green: What bank is this? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: Keep it. (the money that appeared in her account)Phoebe Buffay: It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.Rachel Green: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: There’s 500 extra dollars in my account!Chandler Bing: Oh, Satan’s minions at work again. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller (to Rachel): Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it! Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea–Angela–Andrea… Oh man…Chandler Bing: Angela’s the screamer, Andrea has cats.Joey Tribbiani: Right. Thanks. It’s June. I’m outta here. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?Ross Geller: You guys.Chandler Bing: Oh, God.Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
